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lockpick 

a peice of metal cut and shaped in such a way that when used with a tension wrench can unlock a door.
Taylor: "dude i forgot my house key again"
Jason: "No problem man, Alex can open that up with a lockpick in a sec"
lockpick by yelsom8 March 13, 2008
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Lockpick 

The "Lockpick" is the act of putting glue on the penis and inserting it in a womens vagina. You wait 5 minutes then try your best to just yank it out as hard as you can often ending in blood, or severe cock and vagina irritation.
"Yo home dog, I just completely lockpicked my bitch last night man!"
Lockpick by M. C. C. & C. B. W. March 26, 2009

The Lockpick 

When you are doing missionary, you insert your finger into her bum and can feel both your penis and the finger against each other to find the sweet-spot, like a lockpick.
I was doing missionary with Alissa the other night and did the lockpick. Gotta say, shit was tight.
The Lockpick by Thad Thundercock November 8, 2020

Size 8 Lockpick 

The act of kicking open a locked door or container with your boot.
I was trying to open the shipping container and realised it was locked. I then applied my Size 8 lockpick to remedy the situation. Job Done!

Mexican Lock Pick 

Any improvised object used to forcibly gain entry into a locked/secured structure or vehicle when the person does not immediately available to them appropriate tools when entry is needed. Such tools may be a hammer, brick, coat hanger, steel toed boots, your body, or any other object which will allow you to gain entry.

More often then not, using a "Mexican lock pick" will damage the entry or property that the person is trying to gain access to. As such, it should be a last resort used to gain entry.
Person 1: "I locked my keys in my car yesterday, so I had to use a mexican lock pick."

Person 2: "What's that?"

Person 1: "A hammer."
Mexican Lock Pick by RacistAsshole October 3, 2010

Lockpicking 

The act of having sex with a chick and either her or you sticking 2 fingers inside her vagina at the same time as his dick; hence, it is like picking a lock.
Dude!! This chick I was fucking last night was totally 'lockpicking' herself but after a few minutes, I took over.
Lockpicking by Bill56 September 6, 2012

Lock Pick 

Similair to double penitration. When a dick or dildo is shoved in both the vagina and ass at the same time.
Yo, Joe peformed a lock pick on his girl and lets just say, he broke in.
Lock Pick by Gunmaster45 May 3, 2008
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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