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Chris Flores 

The most amazing guy you'll ever meet, hes hot, kind, and very smart
I FUCKING LOVE YOU CHRIS FLORES YOU'RE AMAZING I LOVE YOU
Chris Flores by Poltergeist_ March 20, 2021

Chris Bumstead 

Daddy with the god like physique.

Every guy wants to be like him, every girl is paranoid he’ll steal their mans.
“Hey you heard of Bumstead?”
“Oh, you mean Chris Bumstead a.k.a daddy Bumstead? Yea he’s my daddy and I’ll have his children.”
Chris Bumstead by Fitnessslut November 24, 2021

Chris Pratt 

will voice mario in the Mario movie and voices emmet in the Lego Movie and the Lego Movie 2, Jesus Christ he’s HANDSOME as frick :)
Chris Pratt by anonymous August 19, 2022

Chris Webby 

Everything Tom Macdonald wants to be, a white rapper with a unique look who has good political takes.
"Bro rap is pretty good, there's this one rapper I like who has some good political takes."

"Tom Macdonald"

"Oh hell no, I'm talking about Chris Webby
Chris Webby by RandomRubbishRick November 19, 2022

Chris Bosh 

Power Forward on the Toronto Raptors. Drafted 4th Overall In the 2003 Draft and Wears #4.
Chris Bosh by Tza January 22, 2006

chris brown 

(verb.) to brutally beat, in most cases a women, over a specific want; to domestically harm or cause injury
Dammit Rihanna! Make me a nice dinner before I chris brown yo ass!

I swear I'm going to chris brown you if you don't stop talking.

Don't worry Becky, I would never chris brown you for stupid reasons.
chris brown by cameron.dunlap March 22, 2009