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Walnut blast

An incredible amount of nutty flavored semen.
I'm from Jersey, wanna walnut blast my engine bay like a bunch of Christian Brothers?
by WalnutBlaster July 14, 2021
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Mikayla Blanton

Mikayla is an awesome person. She loves to get drunk and flirt with men on tinder. She also has an arsenal of sex toys in which she uses 8 days out of the week.
by Panchoslim August 5, 2021
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sapper blast

Getting butt fucked by your engineer chain of command who think they are the leading edge of warfare.
Damn, bro. Another Sapper Blast.

Bend over, here it comes again.

Maybe I’ll be able to go to real unit someday!
by Sapper Wizard November 14, 2021
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The Blasko

When you snort an entire line of “booger sugar” off of a huge ass on a hot girl. The line starts near the back, goes over the hump, and stops at the start of the hamstring.

The larger the ass, the longer the line!

If you don’t die… you get to spank her and make a huge coke cloud!
I met this super hot girl with the biggest butt you’ve ever seen and i had to give her “The Blasko”!
by Gaylord Jones August 9, 2021
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The Blasko

The act of doing a massive line of cocaine off a the rear of a woman with a thunderous ass.

Given the size of the ass, the compensation of the size of the line of cocaine instantly causes the user to overdose.
Did you hear about William? Poor guy thought he had a tolerance, and then tried The Blasko. May he rest in peace.
by WilliamThyMighty August 10, 2021
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hoe blaster

A very small gun a girl can carry in her purse for self defense or if Starbucks runs out of pumpkin spice lattes
Britney scared off Karen at Trader Joe’s by tellin’ her she’d cap her with her hoe blaster
by anonymous August 17, 2021
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master blaster

A large dose of cocaine (or speed, for the criminally insane), inhaled through the nose.
P1: Woah, Johnny just racked that whole set of lines.
P2: Master blaster.
by masterblastin August 19, 2021
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