when you meet a girl with an in between ass of not to big and not to small and she can throw it in your face to make u nervous she has a haleigh's ass.
by poppinallday123 August 14, 2017
Eric: hey check out my new kicks. Awesome right?
Jeremy: totally
Later
Jeremy: hahahahaha look at Eric’s booty-ass shoes
Jeremy: totally
Later
Jeremy: hahahahaha look at Eric’s booty-ass shoes
The act/performance of anal penetration by using ones feet for pleasure or for money. Similar to wine makers smashing grapes with their feet.
Erin: oh fuck my ass with your feet.
John: Do we have enough lube to ass muddle you?
Erin: just bare foot it like the wine people do with grapes.
John: Do we have enough lube to ass muddle you?
Erin: just bare foot it like the wine people do with grapes.
by skuldss May 06, 2011
When a man is dating a women but has plenty of other willing females who would have sex with him given half the chance.
"Bro, I'm enjoying my relationship with Shelly but I have so much ass in credit I'm wondering if I should play the field again".
by Pandiculating Brachiator April 04, 2019
Homeless guy: “spare some change sir?”
Black guy: “I fucked my mom last night”
Homeless guy: “Incest is bad”
Black guy: “shut yo bitch ass up”
Black guy: “I fucked my mom last night”
Homeless guy: “Incest is bad”
Black guy: “shut yo bitch ass up”
by Fetch008 March 16, 2024
An unevolved Kyle is impulsive and prone to punching holes in the wall. Kyle doesn't take accountability. If anything, Kyle rationalizes this behavior by blaming everyone else, including the fly that landed on his arm when he was skateboarding from his car to his front door. Kyle ass behavior is immature and quite frankly, embarrassing af.
by brothafromanotha October 03, 2023
by Dingleoid January 29, 2019