Mountain jew

Mormons and Amish in Ohio known for "jewing" products.

The mountain jews sold me a water chicken.

by Leixx January 15, 2025

Phantom Pregnant Jew Syndrome

When you think you're pregnant but your actually just Jewish.

Sandra keeps buying baby stuff but addressing me with "Shalom!" everytime she sees me. I think she might have Phantom Pregnant Jew Syndrome.

by this dood October 24, 2022

Sorry UD Jews

I’m sorry if I’m annoying you guys.

I’m just starting to get a little edgy. I feel like I’m stuck in a rut.

I’m not really sure what to do. And my future seems a bit uncertain…

Sorry UD Jews

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker January 19, 2023

Jew toe

When a Jewish person has a moose knuckle.

Person #1: Look at that guys moose knuckle!

Person #2: No, look at his nose, he’s Jewish. That’s a Jew toe!

by JewishFucker February 10, 2025

Dutch Jew

A man who refuses to take his wife/girlfriend out to dinner. He will only go if they split the bill.

Marco is a dutch jew, he makes her pay for 1/2 of the dinner check.

by CT Finest October 01, 2013

A Jews wish

As in a pish (to urinate)

“I’m going for a Jews wish”

by L4ll4n206l May 28, 2025

tenessee jew

A member of the Nashville elite. (not the football team)

Willy Nelson is a Tenessee Jew.

by Zombie Jegus November 17, 2017