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Shit Juice

The combination of various alcohols to create one mixture. Often drank by broke teenagers.
All we have are 7 partially drank bottles
Mix 'em together and make some shit juice
by tsl4242 May 21, 2017
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Maple Juice

"Charlie, could you please pass me some maple juice for my pancakes?"
by waresthebathroom December 26, 2007
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cantaloupe juice

The mixture of cum, spit, and whatever lube is used after a nice titfuck. Often also slurped up.
You should've seen her chug my cantaloupe juice last night.
by Kroniso May 15, 2016
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croke juice

Sweat that accumulates on and around the perennium that doesn't smell particularly nice.
"Dude you smell like croke juice."

"Your mum totally loves to lick the croke juice, dude."
by Toastmodernist February 19, 2008
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Dappy Juice

The sweat-lubricant that is expelled from the anus immediately before diarrhea. It is very difficult to harvest due to its fleeting existence.
Marty knew he had a massive amount of diarrhea in his colon, he could feel the call of the dappy juice.
by GeorgePooshoes March 20, 2011
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crackhead juice

a drink usually served on ice(or with LSD) that consisted of all the alcoholic beverages inside the house. Such as vodka, Gin, and wine.
we drank a tub of crackhead juice at dans party
by thickdicc69inu November 4, 2019
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Justin Juice

a blended drink.
1/4 Everclear
ice
frozen fruit (strawberries or raspberries, or w.e)
frozen juice cylinder (o.j. or lemonade, or w.e)
1/2 can of energy (preferably Monster, or w.e)

blend that mofo.

delicious.
... now do it.
not to long ago, a lumberjack named Justin created a drink that will go down in history.
it'll sneak up on ya, and it's awesome. just do it.

don't change the name either, Derek Juice or Amber Juice, for example, just sounds dumb compared to Justin Juice.

Tell your friends!
by knapsack December 19, 2010
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