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I would eat a yard of her shit just to see where it came from 

Inspired by the "eating crackers" definition. A really hot chick that you just know doesn't have stinky shit.
"Britney Spears may be a raving lunatic, but I would eat a yard of her shit just to see where it came from.
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I'm gonna break your nico nico kneecaps 

What a weeb or otaku says when he's going to lay you out on the floor and he means it.
If I catch you trying to steal one of my anime figurines again, I'm gonna break your nico nico kneecaps.
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I'm all right jack 

Original saying was "I'm all right Jack, pull up the ladder".
Meaning when a man had got safely on board ship by climbing the ladder from the sea or from a lifeboat, don't bother about saving the rest of the guys because I don't really care about them.
A thoughtless self-serving person when asked to sympathise or help someone who had lost his/her job might say "Well, I'm all right Jack!".
I'm all right jack by CathC June 23, 2009
Equivalent to the phrase "I'm up for it," but abbreviated. It's similar to saying "I'm down." Meaning you're interested in joining in on the activity suggested in conversation.
Ron: I'm really in the mood to get ice cream.
Fred: I'm up.
I'm Up by JewForensicsGirl March 5, 2011

I'll be switched 

A colloquialism indigenous to Appalachia which expresses amazement, wonder, or befuddlement
Well, I'll be switched! That little box yous got can make a pitchure of lil ol' me?
the correct slang response to a popular used saying "you should be".
person 1: im sorry.
person 2: you should be.
person 1: i-am-be.
i-am-be by merek dorris June 11, 2011

I ain't gay

A default response to every possible situation
Have you seen Bill?
I ain't gay
I ain't gay by wherethetittiesat September 22, 2017