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Mrs Northern Dinnerlady's Termite and Bean Crunch 

Forced to explore new culinary options to feed the UK's schoolkids following Jamie Oliver's crusade on turkey twizzlers, Mrs Northern Dinnerlady came up with her termite and bean crunch - exactly what it says on the tin, a mix of termites and baked beans in a shortcrust pastry case. Very popular with the lads and lasses. N.B. Dinnerladies are the fine women who serve the nation's children with food at lunchtime at school, and the Northern ones are fucking units
Jesus wept, I just burned the roof of my mouth on Mrs Northern Dinnerlady's Termite and Bean Crunch, pet

Beanbag Ballsack 

A pair of testicles of such high testicular mass that it is made possible for the owner to sit down on them like a beanbag. This may be used figuratively to describe someone that is particularly daring or risk-taking, i.e. someone with balls of steel.
"Hey Mike, there are 5 of us, but only 4 chairs! What are we to do?"

"Worry not - Patrick has a Beanbag Ballsack, which he can use to sit on. There's even room for two!"
Beanbag Ballsack by russbag August 5, 2005

Flicking her bean

I caught her flicking her bean
Flicking her bean by Adz November 19, 2003

Frances Bean Cobain 

Kurt Cobain and Courtney Love's daughter born in '93.
Frances looks just like her father.
Frances Bean Cobain by Me January 18, 2004

bean wood 

Getting sexually aroused by a mexican. Normally requires an erect penis but can also work for erect nipples.
Maria over there just gave me major bean wood. Hell, she gave the whole basesball team bean wood
bean wood by I got you back July 12, 2009

bean slot 

Prison terminology meaning the horizontal slot in a cell door or bars through which the food trays are passed.
The officer gave me my tray through the bean slot.
bean slot by ToBIGWillie April 25, 2010