Forced to explore new culinary options to feed the UK's schoolkids following Jamie Oliver's crusade on turkey twizzlers, Mrs Northern Dinnerlady came up with her termite and bean crunch - exactly what it says on the tin, a mix of termites and baked beans in a shortcrust pastry case. Very popular with the lads and lasses. N.B. Dinnerladies are the fine women who serve the nation's children with food at lunchtime at school, and the Northern ones are fucking units
Jesus wept, I justburned the roof of my mouth on Mrs Northern Dinnerlady's Termite and Bean Crunch, pet
A pair of testicles of such high testicular mass that it is made possible for the owner to sit down on them like a beanbag. This may be used figuratively to describe someone that is particularly daring or risk-taking, i.e. someone with balls of steel.
"Hey Mike, there are 5 of us, but only 4 chairs! What are we to do?"
"Worry not - Patrick has a Beanbag Ballsack, which he can use to sit on. There's even room for two!"