just jack it january 

Similar to Destroy Dick December, Just jack it January entails that the individual must only "jack it" (Masturbate) with his/her (Gender Inclusive) free time. The challenge begins as soon as the little hand strikes 12 on January 1st. Many in the past have considered it to be a group activity as it begins on New Years day when many individuals are with friends and family.

Arjun: Man I'm so tired from destroy dick december
Diana: Get ready for round 2, a.k.a Just Jack It January!

just jack it january by J_A_D_G April 21, 2018

24 January 

The day when the most beautiful girls are born.

When were you born?
24 January..

Yeaah. That's why you're so beautiful!

24 January by Pandisz November 24, 2020

27 January 

The people that are born in this year are either "the most depressed/emo kids" or just a really crazy friend(mf).These people are also funny with a dark sense of humor, they can be very dangerous left alone in a forest. :)

Why is she/he so fun and crazy?
Because is born on 27 January!!!(you crazy bish)

27 January by Green_Circle May 11, 2021

Captain January 

Main Entry: Captain january
Function: Noun

1: One who brings salvation.

2: Mythical savior and universal bailout amongst Marines. First introduced to the public in the popular film Full Metal Jacket.

3: That old dude that saved Shirley Temple from not only eminent death, but also kept the truant officer from locking her up.

4: A taxi cab.

1: Born Again Christian: Are you saved Marine?

Marine: Stand fast on that shit, I'm born again hard, and I've already got Captain January!

2: Lt. Lockhart: Joker... I want you to get straight up to Phu Bai. Captain January will need all his people.

3: After watching Captain January 1936

Marine#1: Man, Captian January even saved Shirley Temple! That's one hard fucking charger!

Marine#2: You know, I often wondered what he looked like.

4: Marine: Give me a shot!

Bartender: Dude, you've had enough 100 proof.

Marine: I'm not drivin', so fire for effect!

Bartender: You're still gonna get a public drunkeness charge, so I'm not servin' you!

Marine: Don't worry about it, I'll call Captain January.

Bartender: Who?

Marine: Yellow Cab fuck tard, so give me another shot and turn fucking two!

Captain January by bolillo loco December 27, 2009

20 January

20 January the day of food and sleep, if your born in this day then your a food lover you love food and sleep your sweet your help people and make another people happy but your a little bit sad

Go eat what you want on 20 January and sleep

20 January by Baklavaddi February 4, 2021

17 january 

People who are born on this day get to express the true king/queen they are

Bob: I’m the most handsome man ever !
Lillian: self centered much?
Bob: my birthday is 17 January!
Lillian: oh ok then! Have a good time king!

17 january by Your..queen_bitchy December 29, 2020

22 january 

Horny people are born on this day

What day are you born in?

22 january.

Oh thats why you're so horny

22 january by michaelptth August 28, 2021