James Eagan Holmes 

The perpetrator of the Aurora Colorado shootings in July 2012. A mentally deranged murderer who initiated the largest mass shooting in the United States since the Columbine High School Massacre in 1999. Twelve people were killed and over seventy were injured, the youngest victim being three months old.

If justice prevails, this man will be given the death penalty and guns will no longer be allowed to be sold online, as this man purchased the majority of his arsenal over the internet without proper identification.

James Eagan Holmes killed twelve people and wounded seventy others. He deserves no mercy.

James Eagan Holmes by Johan The Destroyer August 1, 2012

James Morgan wearing stupid looking hats incident 

One day in the mild October of 2004 three fellows descended upon the shopping valhalla of Croydon. Due to a lack of funds the three chaps decided it was necessary think out of the box, to transcend above what mere window shopping had to offer.

The two intellectually inferior of the threesome hatched a rather nefarious scheme. They would force the more dashing and amazing one to wear amusing looking hats. All in all, 5 hats were worn (one of which was quite clearly designed for humans of the female persuasion). The images were saved for posterity on a picture phone.

The immeasurable glamour of the Russian hat would go on to fascinate and arouse in equal measure for literally hours to come.

"Ah do you remember the James Morgan wearing stupid looking hats incident?

Not only do I remember, I could never ever forget, the mere thought of it excites me to almost the point of uncontrollable arousal"

James Morgan wearing stupid looking hats incident by morgangills December 1, 2004

james blunt 

1: A rubbish singer songwriter, who likes swimming when it's snowing.
2: Rhyming slang for "Cunt"

1. James Blunt is shit!
2. You are a complete James Blunt

james blunt by William (It was really nothing) January 21, 2006

James Charles 

Horrible, Horrible, man who tried making a straight guy gay.

James Charles: Let's Fuck.
Straight Guy: No I'm straight.
James: *kisses guy without permission*
James Charles Subscriber Count: *Goes down instantly*

James Charles by Tykoi July 12, 2019

James Charles 

A horrible person who nearly killed Tiffanydaplant while recklessly driving a broke persons vehicle. He denies being responsible but he could have killed Tiffany and her unborn child. He is going to court to fight Tiffany soon but obviously Tiffany will win.

James *drives recklessly and harms Tiffany*
Tiffanydaplant *practically dead*
James Charles "iT wAsNt Me"
Tiffanydaplant "I'm suing you"
James Charles "iM sUiNg YoU fOr TeLliNg ThE tRuTh...I sHoUlD hAvE jUsT kIlLeD yOu

James Charles by rattybaddie September 4, 2019

James's Street

James's Street is an Irish euphemism for Jesus Christ, to avoid taking his name in vain. See also Jakers, Janey Mac.

James's Street! Where have you been 'til now?

James's Street by Matt Madra April 26, 2008

james-sexual 

when a person doesn't like any gender not even themselves and they ONLY like cats but not like sexually or anything because that would be weird... and illegal

person 1: omg is that guy gay!?!?
person 2: no i think he's james-sexual

james-sexual by letsjuststopandlikeacat May 21, 2012