Couchgramming

The act of lounging on a couch in the evening, mindlessly scrolling through Instagram reels, often as a way to unwind after a long day. Usually accompanied by snacks, a drink, or background TV noise. Can lead to unintended time-warping where “just five minutes” turns into an hour or more.

Examples
“I was supposed to go to bed early, but I got caught in an evening couchgramming and now it’s midnight.”

“Q : Are you still working / what are you doing ?

A : Nothing , just couchgramming “

by pthouse March 7, 2025

Couchgramming

The act of lounging on a couch in the evening, mindlessly scrolling through Instagram reels, often as a way to unwind after a long day. Usually accompanied by snacks, a drink, or background TV noise. Can lead to unintended time-warping where “just five minutes” turns into an hour or more.

I was supposed to go to bed early, but I got caught in an evening of couchgramming and now it’s midnight.
Or

Q: What are you doing ? A : Nothing , just couchgramming

by pthouse March 7, 2025

Couchmaxing

The act of filling a living room with more couches than traditionally required, typically seen in college houses, often ruining the feel or esthetic of the space.

“I don’t understand why business majors have an infatuation with couchmaxing, but I’m over it.”

by Draft Hornse September 12, 2025

curdled couche

a nasty tasting vagina

I went down on my girlfriend, and I almost barfed because she had curdled couche.

by Sarah&Dan March 22, 2010

extreme couching

if you never leave your couch and just relax all day. Real professionals even tend to just watch Netflix while excercising this marvelous sport. GGG

Yesterday I did nothing except extreme couching all day. Fam, it was marvelous!

by EstebañoTheGreat February 14, 2017

life couching

Thinking about your life decisions, how you got here, saying comebacks you came up with after a fight, and making decisions yet to come all in a couch.

Guy 1: Dude why are you so quiet?

Guy 2: oh, im just life couching.

by Mistcakes December 5, 2017

Comfy couching

When an male or female lays on top of another large fluffy (overweight) person ,as if on a waterbed, while listening to their heart and their inhalation moves the that person equally with each breath.

While after a few drinks of whiskey Shannon was laying on Kim's circular body comfy couching on a hot sweaty night and fell asleep on top of them.

While after a few drinks of whiskey I was laying on Tom's circular body comfy couching on a hot sweaty night

by RodeoSafety August 10, 2018