couchmaxing

Jonesing to ejaculate or cum while laying on a couch

Gerald was couchmaxing while watching porn on the couch

by EddieCumsAlot January 26, 2024

Couchmaxing

The act of filling a living room with more couches than traditionally required, typically seen in college houses, often ruining the feel or esthetic of the space.

“I don’t understand why business majors have an infatuation with couchmaxing, but I’m over it.”

by Draft Hornse September 12, 2025