shart palpitations 

the act of suffering a shart attack. followed by a series of moistening after sharts.

possibly after a night of imbibing an unhealthy amount of alcohol and protein shakes.

or a bad fish taco washed down with tijuana tap water

GUY1) man, i deserve a medal. i just powered through hung over breakfast with my fiances parents.
GUY2) that tends to suck...
GUY1) yah. it tends to suck worse when hang over farts morph into shart palpitations without any warning.

GUY2) sounds like a productive sunday.
GUY1) yah. i've had worse days... just wish i wasn't wearing white kaki cargo shorts
GUY2) i warned you about that

shart palpitations by ck slick June 3, 2009

shortcomings 

a deficiency, a flaw, an imperfection, fault, often concealed that impairs soundness.

Thank you for everything despite of my shortcomings you are still there to support me.

They share that character flaw of arrogance.

shortcomings by Sharreyn August 14, 2006

Shart 

v.,n. - to accidentally shit oneself while attempting to fart

I accidentally sharted myself.

Did I get some shart on you?

Shart by Sean September 10, 2004

shorting a stock

taking an investment position that will benefit if the value of the stock goes down. Traditionally, "shorting a stock" means borrowing shares of stock from another broker, selling them, then buying them back (after the price has fallen) in order to return the stocks to the broker from whom they were borrowed.

You can short a stock using a derivative; this can include buying futures in the stock (i.e., a contract to sell someone else the stocks); or buying a put option (also called a put). A third way is to write a call (i.e., a call option, also known as a call) for the stock.

Shorting a stock usually requires a great deal of skill and courage; even the most talented short will only make money during rare crises.

shorting a stock by Abu Yahya April 5, 2010

shart 

Shart is an amalgum of the words shit and art. Shart is commonly found in college degree shows and the like.

Lets go to the art college and see this years shart. We might get some free champagne.

shart by Nina Chadwick September 10, 2006

shortly 

euphymism for long/never

"We will get this to you shortly"

(suckers, little do they know, I'm going to go tee-off and maybe hit up a strip club before starting on it)

shortly by anonymousdeskjockey March 25, 2009

shortee 

originated in Mexico with the birth of a Princess. The word means short, intelligent, affectionate girl with all the characteristics of a princess.

you tupid shortee :-D

shortee by anonymous tupid April 16, 2005