Man of Culture 

Codename for I got bullied in High School.

"You watch hentai, i can see you're an man of culture'
"Shut the fuck up and go talk to an actual woman, you fucking loser"

Man of Culture by dybus August 4, 2021

man-muff 

The tuft of hair beneath a man's beer belly that resembles any Harlem Globetrotter's hair cicra 1982.

AKA

Growtum, poof, low fro, Trouser Tufts, Hanes Hedges, wild underbrush, camel's hump, scrote coozy

Frank's tight jeans belied the subtleties of his well-sculpted man-muff for which he won top prize in the Conestoga County Growtum Contest.

man-muff by Joe Lafayette November 13, 2005

Man Js 

Man Pajamas.
To be used only in the case of a female wearing those soft, comfy, man pajama pants.

Jenny - ugh, i really hate girl pajamas, they have no pockets and are always made of cheap material

Christi - ah, well, you should've bought some Man Js, so much better.

Man Js by yellowturbanuprising October 27, 2009

Man Looking

The act of looking for an item and failing to locate it when it is in plain sight, or when its location has been carefully described to the searcher. Behavior is usually exhibited by males, though females may occasionally Man Look. Man Looking may also be referred to as temporary male blindness.

Jim was unable to locate his keys on the kitchen table because he was man looking.

Man Looking by yeahdog March 10, 2011

man-spinster 

Sentient, omnipotent-biped. Capable of anything except permanent attachment to any single member of the opposite sex.

At 44 and still a man-spinster, he's a good catch if you can get him to settle down.

man-spinster by Cripi October 16, 2013

Man Out 

For a man to do the wrong thing, as opposed to Manning Up and doing the right thing. The phrase "Man Out" and its variations ("Manning Out," "Men Out," etc.) were coined by historian and author Andrew Yarrow, who described this phenomenon in his book "Man Out: Men on the Sidelines of American Life."

That poor guy is really a Man Out and abandoned his wife and kids after losing his job....

Man Out by Nick Darling November 25, 2018

Man Day 

The day after Valentine's Day, To complete the day the man must drink an entire case of beer to himself, get into a fight, watch nothing but Rambo, Kung Fu, Rocky etc. Eat nothing but steak (unless it is an animal you hunted yourself)

I got so fucked up on Man Day but it was so worth it because I kicked that dudes ass.

Man Day by C Smitty February 15, 2008