cunt liar

the worst kind of liar you can think of; a repetitive, down and dirty - nasty liar
one that can never say anything but a lie
no truth ever passes through his or her lips

"If I have to listen to one more word from you, cunt liar, I think I'll kill you!"

cunt liar by moonmaydn February 14, 2012

Cunt Washer

Someone who has such a low status in life that they are not just a cunt, they are reduced to having to wash cunts for a living.

uh, my teacher is such a cunt she's making us do homework over the holidays.... No, that bitch is a fucking cunt washer.

Cunt Washer by Wicked Scorpion December 13, 2017

Cunt's fucked 

A phrase medical professionals use to describe a patient when their condition or injuries are so severe that their outcome is bleak

Two paramedics are called to a car accident where the driver has been ejected through the front windshield. The first paramedic approaches the driver laying still on the ground and rolls him over to find him to have been decapitated. The first paramedic then states to the second - "Cunt's fucked!"

Cunt's fucked by jaded paramedic January 14, 2021

cunt chuckler 

When a man is going down on a woman and blows a raspberry in to her vagina, this is a cunt chuckler.

I did a massive cunt chuckler on my missus last night, she bitch slapped me so hard.

cunt chuckler by Dave Garnar September 10, 2007

cunt-sandwich 

verb. to force one out of the way, usually into a rail or a wall. The force of cunt-sandwiching is usually hard enough to throw the other person over the rail or into a wall. Some say it originates from women's roller-derby when one person knocks their opponent into or over the rail.

I was in a rush to get out of the grocery store so I cunt-sandwiched the old man into the candy racks on my way to the cash register.

cunt-sandwich by Ashats August 13, 2008

cunt slayer

By definition CUNT SLAYER means that you get mad pussy...and you get it like it aint no motha fuckin problem

Micheal is a Cunt Slayer
Flava Flav is indeed a Cunt Slayer
Matt Damon is a cunt slayer
Micheal Phelps is a Cunt Slayer

cunt slayer by jdizzle to the g hizzle October 9, 2008

cunt onion 

a girl with an extremely nasty smelling vagina

i stuck my fingers in that cunt onion

cunt onion by punkpirate August 29, 2005