unbalanced boat

When two people or more all have the same thoughts or opinions but don't recognize that the other person or people has the same as them.

Person A and Person B both likes apples. But Person B made it seems like bananas are better. So Person A and Person B began quarrelling even though both of them have the same opinion. Which makes them on an unbalanced boat.

by ThankoX2 October 18, 2023

Bottom Boat

Verb; Ass motor boating. To motor boat one’s Ass cheeks.

Rachel let me bottom boat her perfect ass!!!

by Bobby Sinatra November 4, 2023

Gravy boat

Cupping your hand under your butthole in the shower and farting in the water, then throwing it at someone.

You better stop playing or I’m gonna hit you with the gravy boat.

by BigPapaTFresh November 12, 2023

u-boat

A u-boat is someone who can have an invisible disability and go undetected for years, like a u-boat, or an underwater boat.

So in middle-age, I've been diagnosed with autism. While it explains a lot, I feel like a u-boat.

by Siouxsie Supertramp November 20, 2023

Fen Boates Bishop

Used to describe someone or something that simply cannot complete any task or follow through with its predictable outcome. -

FBB for short

Man: I was driving my car to the grocery store and my car just fucking fen boates bishoped. Wtf!?

George F.; I was banging this chick last night and all of a sudden she just got up and fuckin’ fen boastes bishop and I never saw her again!

by boatedRus November 28, 2024

Brown Boating

When you defecate the bed profusely to where it's overflowing.

Dude, I was so sick I ended up brown boating my girlfriends bed.

by Brown eyed bambi January 8, 2024

Gravy Boat

Having sex with a woman in the cowgirl position while she has her period so the period blood all drips out and collects onto the man beneath her.

Tim was gravy boated and didn’t even know it until he felt something dripping down his hip and turned the lights on.

by Mighty wind February 10, 2024