by KrW September 23, 2005
Get the shit monkeymug. An STD like "HIV" "the clap" "drippy dick" and other STD's you dont want to get.
Da Monkey is bad s#it so stay away from them guy/girls that have it!!
Da Monkey is bad s#it so stay away from them guy/girls that have it!!
It burns when i pee i think i got DA MONKEY!!!!
Yo homie dont hit that joint that shawty has DA MONKEY!!!
Come on doc dont tell me i got DA MONKEY!!!
Yo homie dont hit that joint that shawty has DA MONKEY!!!
Come on doc dont tell me i got DA MONKEY!!!
by CJthaDJ June 12, 2008
Get the Da Monkeymug. After a night on the razz and acquiring a set of beer goggles, you pull a right munter and take her back to yours for a damn good seeing to.
Clothes come off and before you know it she's gobbling away. She asks for a bit of oral anal rimming, and due to wanting to get rid of the taste of the digusting Chicken Vindaloo you had on the way back, you agree.
On parting her arse crack you are greeted by an incredibly hairy arse crack (she is probably of Germanic origin) and she has a severe case of Piles and her hole has ballooned to look like a large truffle!
Clothes come off and before you know it she's gobbling away. She asks for a bit of oral anal rimming, and due to wanting to get rid of the taste of the digusting Chicken Vindaloo you had on the way back, you agree.
On parting her arse crack you are greeted by an incredibly hairy arse crack (she is probably of Germanic origin) and she has a severe case of Piles and her hole has ballooned to look like a large truffle!
Christer bent the scank, which he pulled earlier that night, over the table to give her some rimming only to be greeted by a Monkey truffle.
Not wanting to ruin his chances of later action, he just pushed it all back inside and had a good slurp anyway.
Not wanting to ruin his chances of later action, he just pushed it all back inside and had a good slurp anyway.
by Waterboy8535 June 19, 2009
Get the Monkey Trufflemug. 1/ Someone who rumages around a refuse site selecting uneaten food, silver things, and old tyres for re-use around their caravan.
2/ A council worker ensuring the smooth running of the local refuse site.
2/ A council worker ensuring the smooth running of the local refuse site.
1/ Look that tip-monkey has just run off with the tin-foil tray from last nights chinese.
2/ What do you mean I need a permit to dump asbestos here? You're just a jumped up tip monkey.
2/ What do you mean I need a permit to dump asbestos here? You're just a jumped up tip monkey.
by Kuthula June 8, 2004
Get the tip monkeymug. An expression of shock pioneered in West Sussex churches as a way to avoid swearing when surprised. Has now spread and is a general phrase used when shocked. Can be shortened for instant messaging to WTM.
by Stephen W. Thomas October 12, 2004
Get the what the monkeymug. When one drags his nuts across the scree of an unattended cell phone of either an unsuspecting victim or arch enemy.
by XLBOSTON March 6, 2016
Get the Sweaty monkeymug. one who masturbates; one who jerks off; one who chokes one's chicken; one who strokes one's cork while massaging one's grapes
Employee1: Man, why is the boss such a jerk?!
Employee2: Ah, don't worry dude, he's just busin' your balls cause he's a monkey pumper.
Employee2: Ah, don't worry dude, he's just busin' your balls cause he's a monkey pumper.
by Drjerkle September 22, 2009
Get the Monkey Pumpermug.