Shat-twat 

Most commonly used in reference to others. The physical resemblence of one's self to a faeces covered vagina.

"Sir, your wife is as ugly as a Shat-twat!"

Shat-twat by Basil Bastardson December 12, 2006

nob twat 

a nob twat is someone who is an arrogant, self centered, egotistical, nob jocky, of the male variety who believes all women love them. he then has the arrogance to charge HER, to spank him...

an example of this would be... speecho who is a nob twat

nob twat by penisberrysugar December 13, 2008

Fake twat 

A girl who acts like your friend in front of people, but in reality you know that you two will forever not like each other. She will seek any chance to make any digs at you privately.

That girl follows my sisters on Instagram but refuses to follow me. She acts like she is my friend just to get the approval of others, but we all know she's a fake twat.

Fake twat by Katm14 September 1, 2013

Twitchy twat

A twitchy twat is to a woman, what a hard on is to a man. Just as a man's penis gets hard when he is aroused; a woman's clitoris may twitch (multiple times in some cases), in response to her own arousal. The twitch is often in response to that which has aroused the woman.

As two women are watching an erotic sex scene in a movie, one turns to the other and says, "Can you imagine , what it would be like to be in bed with that man?". The second one replies,"Are you kidding me? I am getting twitchy twat just watching him."

Twitchy twat by Saish January 20, 2016

tortoise twat 

When a woman has a forward facing vagina along with a FUPA creating a crotch that looks like a tortoise.

The yoga pants the girl was wearing, really accented her tortoise Twatt.

tortoise twat by Soup Daddy April 21, 2018

Team Twat 

TΞAM TWAT is a small group of anarchists and activists, operating mainly in the South West of England, with no thought about being caught. The group was founded in 2018 and doesn’t look like it’s going to stop anytime soon, according to recent activity.

Person 1: Did you see the Team Twat insignia on the side of that building today?
Person 2: Yeah of course!
Person 1: Israel isn’t a legitimate country.

Team Twat by Homosexual carrier pigeon July 20, 2019

Fuck Twat 

The epidemy of stupidity; in other words, a very stupid person; a person of low mentality that has not other option than to make constant bad decisions.

Stan went to jail for joyriding in a hearse? What a Fuck Twat!

The Fuck Twat had dope in his pocket and stopped a K-9 unit for directions, really?
Roger is such a fuck twat, he's a runner up in the Darwin Awards yearly.

Fuck Twat by HD Rich October 31, 2019