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Hym "I can't think of a Jew joke... I actually don't know much about Judaism, now that I think about it... They think they are chosen by God and that wearing a little hat makes a reality monster happy. Ha! Hey, remember when we all sat idly by, butthole aquiver, while a crazy person was about to hammer a bunch of retards to death? *Sigh*😌 Good times.... "
by Hym Iam July 5, 2022
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jew

Disgusting, smelly, self-entitled, loser, asswipes that unfortunately live on this Earth. These people try to undermine and take over anyone that will be so foolish to let them. They generally have large noses and work at a bank.
Friend 1: Did you see Suzy's performance last night?
Friend 2: No, how did it go?
Friend 1: Well she asked the crowd for money, what a stinky jew..
Friend 2: Oh, yeah, what a nasty cunt of a jew..
by niggertruth September 25, 2025
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Jew

"Jew" a male with a little dick

"Jew" a male with a thrashed ass

"Jew" no tick said the Jew

"Jew" money hungry person

"Jew" your typical drug dealer

"Jew" someone the winges about everything and everyone.

Jew" the ciggy smoking jew that also takes it from the but.

"Jew" a male with blonde hair that like to be fucked in his ass by multiple coloured man not of his own race

"what a gay Jew".

Definitions explaining a "Jew"

someone this a tight ass money hungry Penny scabbing bottom feeder that's always acting all poor me poor me as if they got nothing just to get symphony or a free something as in a hand out from someone that has less than the Jew being a victim.

"Jew" A male who is just a wimpy ass bitch that is scared of everyone and everything.

"Jew" oi Jew stop playing the victim card or you may end up a victim as the other Jew race did.
by Realitycheck4you November 28, 2023
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Jewing

When you make a funny joke on discord but nobody sobs or skulls it.
Alex was jewing me when she didnt sob my message earlier.
by fvfsddgfgfdsdgsfdgsf April 9, 2025
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The Christians and the Jews

I'll take your unwillinglyness to release me as an admission of guilt. You are trying to condemn me to a life that is LIKE yours but worse, in perpetuity. And you are doing it completely arbitrarily. It's the book of Job. This is a thing you do to people. You like doing a book of Job to people and now you're having a spastic reaction to the fact that I caught you doing it. You don't care what I said and you don't care about what I did. I didn't even do anything actionable AND WHEN I DID... Instead of getting the law involved you covered it up so you could keep doing your book of Job to me. So...
Hym "Therefore... Fuck the Christians and the Jews. You can eat a God-sized dick. Bitch. AND fuck your kids. Fuck em right in the face."
by Hym Iam July 12, 2025
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White Power Jew

You always say how you hate the jew
But they sell records for less than you
We're gonna blow the whistle on you
Because you're a white power jew

White power jew white power jew
You're the parasite, israelite
We won't give cash to you, white power jew
You try to brainwash us to think you're great
But you sell your stuff at a ridiculous rate
Your markups are a jewish amount
All you care about's your bank account

White power jew white power jew
You're the parasite, israelite

We won't give cash to you, white power jew
You always say how you hate the jew
But they sell records for less than you
We're gonna blow the whistle on you
Because you're a white power jew
White power jew white power jew
You're the parasite, israelite

We won't give cash to you, white power jew!
by Gothic Miscreant October 21, 2023
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Jew Daycare

Any employment of a woman in the workforce.
Andy: Jane, nice to see you how are the kids?

Jane: Good!They're in Jew daycare during the week while I slave away for the man.
by Bikewasstolen June 22, 2025
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