function check

A function check is a military euphemism for male masturbation, as if to compare the penis to a weapon.

Private Duffy, perform a function check on that M4 rifle.

Yo man, I’m so horny I’m going to go perform a “function check”. If you know what I mean.

by Humpty1963 December 08, 2022

chin check

you are someone that can not be checked or played with, you are a boss and u were born a boss.

Even if my name were to be Natalie Nunn, you bitches still couldn't chin check me.

by astrodayne February 23, 2024

Gless check

Scottish slang for a glass bottle of Irn Bru. 'Gless' referring to glass and 'check' refers to the classic check design on the neck of the bottle.

Up until 2015 the Scottish government would pay 20p per bottle for returning the bottles.

"Want anything fae the shop?"
"Aye, a gless check please".

by Segaaa September 05, 2017

Vide Check

When someone is trying to fool his coworkers with multiple urban dictionary definitions.

"- Hey check that definition on urban dictionary!
- Which one?
- I don't know, just check "vide check" "

by Hot Paper April 14, 2020

Check steam

A troll phrase said occasionally in the Geometry Dash community to bait people into thinking the 2.2 update has been released.

Hey Alex. Check Steam.

You're an asshole, Jerry!

by xtx55 December 17, 2023

check steam

A troll sentence used to bait people into checking Steam for a new update for a game which hasn't been updated in a while.
Most notably used by Geometry Dash players waiting for update 2.2

Person 1: Dude, update 2.2 is gonna be delayed again, RobTop has beeb silent for weeks...
Person 2: You sure? check steam

by xd_baTron November 27, 2023

check steam

A phrase used in the notably Geometry Dash community to misinform them that the 2.2 update released even though it didnt

Troll: Check steam ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 2.2 released
Player: sure

2 minutes later

Player: You liar 2.2 hasn’t released

by CheckSteam December 03, 2023