Dick Cheney 

vice president who needs to go see the Wizard for a new heart. Calls all of Bush's shots.

Anybody notice that Dick hasn't been around lately? Is he in his undisclosed place or have they faked his death?

Dick Cheney by Alex February 26, 2003

Dick Jacuzzi 

When a dick is put into a woman's mouth when she has water in it. She seals her lips around his dick, and gurgles, creating a Dick Jacuzzi.

"She gave me the wildest Dick Jacuzzi last night."

Dick Jacuzzi by PenmasterBen March 13, 2009

dick contest 

A friendly competition in which several males compare phalluses. The judge is typically a female with experience evaluating the male anatomy.

T-Good won the 7th floor dick contest; his dick is truly the greatest in the land.

dick contest by bigdickbandit February 22, 2008

Dick Chug 

an act in which active members of the Delta Kappa Tau fraternity consume their beverages by which liquid is poured upon and thus flows along the cock stem of one brother, trickling off into the mouth of another brother.

"Hold my cupcakes while I dick chug your soy latte."

Dick Chug by Orange Tent Daisies May 1, 2010

dick strangler 

Someone who likes to jerk off a lot.

dick strangler by hump me September 4, 2003

Dick Shredder 

A girl with a messed up set of teath that will rip you up will giving head.

"Damn, did you see that bitch's DICK SHREDDER?"

Dick Shredder by Rocco Mongolis March 4, 2004

Dick Brothers 

A commond bond in both subjects having fucked the same vagina.

Goddamnit Bobby, are we really dick brothers now? Man I better get checked!

Dick Brothers by RoosterTail January 26, 2009