pretty pretty please with cherries on top 

a statement used to show that you really want something, or someone.

Setting: Home
Characters: mom

teenager

Teenager: When can I get married?
Mom: How about 23 or 24?
Teenager:MOoom! I'll be an old

man by then.
Mom (rolls her eyes): 24 and that's final.
Teen: 19 or 20 or 21...please???
Mom: How about not?
Teen: Pretty pretty please with cherries on top???
Mom: Find yourself a girlfriend first.

Teen: That was a bad joke.

pretty pretty please with cherries on top by ita112 August 6, 2011

on top 

lookin exstremely suspicious when out and the 5-0 is about

Shit its the 5-0, dont make it look on top

on top by Mike March 5, 2005

Soft Top 

The exact opposite of a power bottom.

David couldn't control his man, he's such a soft top.

Soft Top by zayor December 11, 2017

White Top 

A worthless old fart who works for an in-law and does absolutely nothing for the company and gets paid. This sort of individual is exceptionally good at web loafing.

Limpy B the white top, did quite well surfing the web today. It's a good thing we pay him $20/hour to keep our company running!

White Top by DJ Hurricane February 20, 2013

Halo Top 

High-protein, low-calorie 'ice cream' that has tricked gym goers, soccer moms, and those with eating disorders that God himself has returned to allow them to eat an entire pint of ice cream and still fit in their jeans. The secret trick to Halo Top is that once someone used to it ends up consuming actual ice cream, they will not only realize how much they've been missing, they'll be compelled to eat an entire pint of it, and as such will not be fitting into those jeans.

"Why would I have a serving of Ben and Jerry's when I can have an entire pint of Halo Top?" Well, Susan, Ben and Jerry are going to come knocking on your door again one day, and you'll have no sense of portion control.

Halo Top by Araragi October 8, 2018

muffin-top 

The phenomenon resulting from the trend in tight low-rise jeans coupled with midriff baring shirts on girls who should not be wearing them, causing a spillage of fat resembling the top of a muffin spilling out of its paper.

Dude, did you see that girl walking by? she totally had a muffin-top!

muffin-top by huelotim December 10, 2008

mushroom top 

Term used to describe when fat chicks wear hip hugger pants and a short shirt. It describes the layer of fat that pokes out all the way around the mid section.

Don't you want to lick butter off that mushroom top?

mushroom top by Matt Booya December 26, 2005