The Jones 

UNATTRACTIVE! Usually quite hefty with messed up ganely teeth. Breath usually reminds people of a horses unwiped anus. Is characterised by lack of interest in her reproductive organs unless it is for a pity fuck. Usually single, if in a relationship it WILL not last work more than 3 to 4 weeks. Highly uneducated, low class, usually has a crappy job, will never progress in society. Face resembles bigfoots asshole.

Man i was so drunk last night i ended up wakin up with a bad case of the Jones

The Jones by Young JIZZA October 15, 2009

The Jdick 

A person who thinks that they are good at something, yet are oblivious to the fact that they suck major balls.

The Jdick thinks he is good, but he sat on the bench throughout high school

The Jdick by Secret Agent Steve April 23, 2010

The John Stamos Proximity Effect 

The relative coolness of a person or object is defined by a value inversely proportional to the square of the distance of said object or person from John Stamos.

Bob Saget is only cool because of the John Stamos Proximity Effect after he was on Full House

The John Stamos Proximity Effect by Armacham85 October 30, 2010

The Jon-a-thon 

a person who is slightly brown and has a tendency of stealing t.v's. Hobbies generally include whale and/or shwamper hunting. Most people tend to clap when is in the general area as it a funny metaphor for his medical record.

He's definitely The Jon-a-thon

The Jon-a-thon by TheSancho December 30, 2010

The Joel Hansen

Coke, a handful of pineapple and a shot of rye

Aka an awesome drink created by Alex Turner and Joel Hansen

Dude im making Joel Hansens tonight!
The Joel Hansen is an awesome drink

The Joel Hansen by rather_dashing January 18, 2011

the jail

In Scotland you will hear neds referring to prison as 'the jail'. It should be noted that it is 'the jail' and not 'jail'.

Wee Tony got the jail on Friday night

the jail by urbanwestie March 16, 2011

The "Justin"

Refusing to work on group projects; doing nothing. Finding ways to sit around and avoid doing any work. Taking credit for work done by others.

The "Justin" is not building a lightsaber and not doing a word on the design cycle; taking credit at a future date.

The "Justin" by Therostyo May 14, 2011