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The John Stamos Proximity Effect 

The relative coolness of a person or object is defined by a value inversely proportional to the square of the distance of said object or person from John Stamos.

Bob Saget is only cool because of the John Stamos Proximity Effect after he was on Full House

The John Stamos Proximity Effect by Armacham85 October 30, 2010