shit-on-a-stick 

Lackluster or substandard. Possibly derived from carnival meat snacks such as sausage on a stick, chicken on a stick, steak on a stick, etc.

The University of Phoenix is shit-on-a-stick.

shit-on-a-stick by Denise December 4, 2003

Machiwara Stick 

A stick which is about 4 feet tall that pertrudes out of the ground, used to condition the knuckles. Can be held in place either by cement or rocks. The martial artist's Replacement for a punching bag

I punched my machiwara stick until my knuckles were raw and bloody.

Machiwara Stick by Fred September 22, 2003

Story stick 

To light a cigarette whilst about to tell a long winded story.

Ian had the best story to tell, so he lighted a story stick to begin the shenanigans...

Story stick by Phat Nat March 21, 2008

slammy stick 

When a shutting object such as a door, locker or female's jaw closes with speed upon a man's penis. This is followed by an outburst by the man, and can sometimes cause sexual pleasure. But on the most part, it leads to death.

Jimmy: Man, I feel so bad for Joel. I'm gonna miss that guy so much.

Matt: Well that happens when you get slammy sticked.

slammy stick by biggerboobs334 December 29, 2008

pepperoni stick 

a term used to describe the guy at the party that continually gets in your face and wants to talk about himself and all his "acheivements".

"I had to leave, I couldn t stand listening to that pepperoni stick any longer."

pepperoni stick by jesus_gretzky March 16, 2009

Combi Stick 

Combi Stick (Pronounced "Comb-Bee Stick"): A weapon of immense power if used correctly in the video game "Aliens vs Predator". The booklet states that "The Combi Stick requires a precise aim, but inflicts devastating wounds." According to XxNemesis0320xX and fellow Combi Stick advocates, it is the weapon that was used by Lee Harvey Oswald used to assassinate Kennedy, the walking stick used by Bear Grylls when he becomes exhausted, the back scratchier of Chuck Norris, and the weapon of choice held by the fabled Fifth Horseman of the Apocalypse, who was kicked out of the gang because of his immense power making the other four look bad. Whilst one is in possession of this godsend, they are completely invincible! To properly use this weapon of mass carnage, merely heavy attack, then quickly hit the Right Trigger while they are suffering the effects of recoil. Happy Hunting!

XxNemesis0320xX: Fuck yeah, I have the Combi Stick!

Razorback117: DID YOU JUST SAY THE COMBI STICK!? Good game everybody, we have this one in the bag!

XxNemesis0320xX: You Just Lost The Game, and you are now breathing manually.

Combi Stick by XxNemesis0320xX April 1, 2010

derp stick 

one who speaks incorrectly or makes clumsy/dumb mistakes frequently

that ole Jim is quite the derp stick

oh yeah, just the other day he thought a pop tart was an anthill

derp stick by nyysony11 November 16, 2011