A secret menu item served at (mostly) every restaurant in the United States. Consists of one Dildometer placed atop a vast ocean of sauce and cheese. Not to be confused with the Splooge McGee.
Caller: "'Hey, I'm calling to inquire about the rumoured 'Spooge McGee', would you happen to have this in stock?"'
Recipient: "Name please?"
Caller: "Gage Anthony Sands"
Recipient: "Never call this fucking store again."
Recipient: "Name please?"
Caller: "Gage Anthony Sands"
Recipient: "Never call this fucking store again."
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1. A rotund bulldog of exceptional Chud energy; notable for its sausage-like build, stubby legs, and a protruding underbite that suggests both comedic menace and irresistible charm.
2. informal, humorous
A creature of overwhelming affection; particularly a dog that insists on prolonged licking sessions (often exceeding two minutes per shin), delivering so much love that it borders on assault by enthusiasm.
Adjective: Chudders-like — exhibiting the squat physique, goofy charisma, and unstoppable friendliness associated with Chudders McGee.
noun
1. A rotund bulldog of exceptional Chud energy; notable for its sausage-like build, stubby legs, and a protruding underbite that suggests both comedic menace and irresistible charm.
2. informal, humorous
A creature of overwhelming affection; particularly a dog that insists on prolonged licking sessions (often exceeding two minutes per shin), delivering so much love that it borders on assault by enthusiasm.
Adjective: Chudders-like — exhibiting the squat physique, goofy charisma, and unstoppable friendliness associated with Chudders McGee.
• “The dog didn’t just greet me, it Chudders McGee’d me until my jeans were soaked.”
• “That waddling little sausage with teeth sticking out is pure Chudders McGee energy.”
• “She swore she wasn’t into dogs, but Chudders McGee had her laughing and in love within minutes.”
• “It’s less a bulldog, more a slobber-based lifestyle brand. Classic Chudders McGee.”
• “That waddling little sausage with teeth sticking out is pure Chudders McGee energy.”
• “She swore she wasn’t into dogs, but Chudders McGee had her laughing and in love within minutes.”
• “It’s less a bulldog, more a slobber-based lifestyle brand. Classic Chudders McGee.”
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Oh man, you go to John McGregor Secondary School? I heard somebody wiped they shit on the fucking wall there.
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Get the John McGregor Secondary School mug.A chaotic fictional Kiwi icon created to take the absolute piss out of New Zealand’s sacred cows, double standards, culture wars and woke nonsense. Hori McGory is the bloke who turns up where he’s least wanted, says what no one else will say, and somehow survives long enough to star in another book. Equal parts satire, social commentary and unhinged children’s-book energy.
He wanders through New Zealand causing outrage, confusion and accidental enlightenment, exposing the absurdity of modern politics, bureaucracy and identity theatre along the way.
He wanders through New Zealand causing outrage, confusion and accidental enlightenment, exposing the absurdity of modern politics, bureaucracy and identity theatre along the way.
“That council meeting was straight out of a Hori McGory book.”
“Bro, this protest looks like Hori McGory organised it.”
“If Hori McGory wrote the school curriculum it might actually make sense.”
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