/ˈchʌdərz məˈɡi /
noun
1. A rotund bulldog of exceptional
Chud energy; notable for its sausage-
like build, stubby legs, and a protruding underbite that suggests both comedic menace and irresistible charm.
2. informal, humorous
A creature of overwhelming affection; particularly a
dog that insists on prolonged licking sessions (often exceeding two minutes per shin), delivering so much love that it borders on assault by enthusiasm.
Adjective: Chudders-
like — exhibiting the squat physique, goofy charisma, and unstoppable friendliness associated with Chudders McGee.
• “The
dog didn’t just greet me, it Chudders McGee’d me until my jeans were soaked.”
• “That waddling little sausage with teeth sticking out is pure Chudders McGee energy.”
• “She swore she wasn’t into
dogs, but Chudders McGee had her laughing and in
love within minutes.”
• “It’s less a bulldog, more a slobber-based lifestyle brand. Classic Chudders McGee.”