The BS Law of Numbers- short for Barreras Spliff Law of numbers, is a simple solution to the question that baffles us all; In a group setting, how many spliffs should one roll in relation to how many people there are? Mathematically inducted through strenuous calculation and testing in 2010, A. Barreras found that you take x/2 amount of people and roll y amount of Spliffs/Joints. So in short x/2=y*.
*If there is a .5, just round up/down according to how stingy you want to be with your weed.
*****The remainder rule can apply if there is a special occasion. Just roll an extra and magically pull it out when everyone thinks there is no more.
*If there is a .5, just round up/down according to how stingy you want to be with your weed.
*****The remainder rule can apply if there is a special occasion. Just roll an extra and magically pull it out when everyone thinks there is no more.
A: Dude, there are 11 of us, how many spliffs should I roll?
E: Just use the BS Law of numbers, so thats 5.5 spliffs.
A: Fuck it I'll just roll 6 cause I DGAF like a pro.
E: Just use the BS Law of numbers, so thats 5.5 spliffs.
A: Fuck it I'll just roll 6 cause I DGAF like a pro.
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Get the Indecent exposure law mug.The Ideal Semen Law is the equation of state of hypothetical Semen consumed by Female. It is a good approximation to the behaviour of protein in semen under a few conditions, although it has several limitations.
Limitations :
1) The semen has to be consumed by Female.
2) The semen has to be consumed through orally
3) The semen has to be fresh(no older than 2days)
When the fresh semen is consumed by a female through orally, the nutritions in semen is extracted by digesting it. The nutrition contains protein. The protein is one of the major ingrediants for the female breasts(approx 5%). Thus, a female consuming semen will stimulate the growth of the breasts .
Limitations :
1) The semen has to be consumed by Female.
2) The semen has to be consumed through orally
3) The semen has to be fresh(no older than 2days)
When the fresh semen is consumed by a female through orally, the nutritions in semen is extracted by digesting it. The nutrition contains protein. The protein is one of the major ingrediants for the female breasts(approx 5%). Thus, a female consuming semen will stimulate the growth of the breasts .
Equation of Ideal Semen Law
((S+20)^1/2)/(50)^1/3=B
S = Semen(L)
B = Breast(cm3)
* It is IDEAL LAW, so it is not likely to be true all the time.*
((S+20)^1/2)/(50)^1/3=B
S = Semen(L)
B = Breast(cm3)
* It is IDEAL LAW, so it is not likely to be true all the time.*
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