Willingboro Shank

When two people proceed to shank (A substitute for a knife, usually a sharpened object) a victim, one approaches from the front and stabs (shanks) the victim in the chest, while the second proceeds to stab the victim in the back.

"Yo man, see that nigga over there? We gonna give him a Willingboro Shank!"

by TatGuyInYourCloset January 1, 2010

Irish Spanking

When you wake up after a night of drinking with a sore ass but no memory of how you got it.

"Jesus, I woke up this morning with such an Irish spanking."
"That's funny, I woke up with a sick case of Irish crotch..."

by clegg April 21, 2008

spanktastic

A really good masterbation session

Last night was spanktastic

by rocky allnyte May 22, 2003

shank

A SHit wANK :- The combination of having a shit, and a wank at the same time. Some have argued it to be a 'SHower wANK' but this is not the case as that is an old skool shank.

Jarrell: "Yall, this party is shiit u know, fucky, I'm gonna shank on their parents bed"

Alfie: "Seeeen"

by Jay Jay Okocha May 19, 2007

spankdiddlyocious

Synonym for: cool, tight, pimp, rad, stellar, kool, hot, awesome, kick ass, fantastic, sick.

My day was just spankdiddlyocious, thank you.

by Blubbercunt March 19, 2005

spankered

To be very drunk, softer version of wankered

I was totally spankered last night

by BrigidC February 10, 2008

Spankz the Monkey

Spankz the Monkey is the suave and cool personality behind mywetmonkey.com - a safe and fun place to shop for high end adult products. Spankz is the *Mayor* of Jabooty - a fun and sassy adult social network. He is always chasing the proverbial warm cherry pie and always falling just short. He travels the globe and always has a story to tell or a lesson learned to share. Spankz is always willing to hear your confessions and offer up all types of advice

Come join Spankz the Monkey and let your naughty out at mywetmonkey.com

by Bobbi.mywetmonkey October 28, 2009