eat my shorts

another way to say kiss my ass or suck my dick

"Man you can eat my shorts!"

by Lexi d August 30, 2009

Shorthand

A style of typing that noobs need to stop doing because it's driving people mad with their insensitivity of using poor spelling. It's useful in school and college to get notes down faster, but a major cause for murder when used to talk to people on the internet. The people that usually use shorthand on the internet like AIM, MSN or whatever are usually people that don't know how to fucking spell or write clear sentences. It's rare if these people DO know how to spell. Also, it's fucking annoying having to squint at the computer screen trying to make sense of something that looks scrunched together or looks like it came from another planet. The English language is the 2nd most used language in the word. Please, noobs, try not to fuck it up with your annoying use of shorthand. It's driving the world insane.

Noob: yo, waddap dawg. hw u do n?
Human: I'm doing fine.
Noob: wna hnq out sumtym? lyk @ da moves?
Human: Ugh, I'm sorry can you please type regular? I can't understand.
Noob: i em typin rglar. izz sumtn rong?
Human: Oh, my fucking God... Your shorthand is killing my eyesight.
Noob: nah, chll homee. i got disz undah cntrl.
Human: What the fuck are you saying like seriously? You are giving me a fucking headache. I think I'm going to have a brain hemorrhage because of you.
Noob: wuts dat? bryn hamrge?
Human: Oh, my God.. That's it I'm out.

Human has left the conversation.

Noob: yo dawg? u der?
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by allergictobullshit May 2, 2010

shart

when you fart and some shit comes out

Oh no...I just sharted in my pants!!

by weeeee!! March 14, 2004

shart

where you fart and shit at the same time

i sharted

by cnut March 3, 2004

shart

A wet fart. When you fart and it is like a type of wet shit that comes out and drips down your leg.

OMFG mike sharted on his sisters pillow. damn this sucked, i was with my gf when i sharted and it smelled likedog shit.

by St. Brigid School February 25, 2005

shortcut

1. A more direct route than the customary one.
2. A means of saving time or effort.

Person #1: If you take the next right, it'll save you like ten minutes. It's a pretty handy shortcut.
Person #2: Sweet dude, thanks.

by illEATurHARTout December 11, 2004

shirt shart

Everybody has a shitty day every once in a while. Sometimes when nature calls one can find that adequate facilities are too far away to be reached in time. In a pinch, you can rip off your shirt pocket and use it to wipe your ass when no toilet paper is available. A SHIRT SHART is the process of crapping and the using your own shirt pocket to wipe up.

Yeah, I got caught up in a shirt shart yesterday. We were fishing at the lake and I had to take a dump. I gotta go to Old Navy now to replenish my wardrobe.

by Marc O.C. & Evan Z. June 12, 2009