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sleep like thieves 

What really really really really REALLY light sleepers do.
It is extremely hard to watch any porn at night at home because my parents sleep like thieves and are always waking up and being annoying.
sleep like thieves by Beanstalker November 7, 2009
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girls like girls 

A song that is the lesbian/Bisexual/Pansexual anthem by the one and only Lesbian Jesus(Hayley Kiyoko).
Person 1:Have you heard "Girls like Girls"?
Person 2: Yeah of course it's made by Lesbian Jesus!
girls like girls by Sunvirgo_ August 25, 2019

On that like a dong gnat 

To act upon a given task immediately.
Mom, I'm ON THAT like a DONG GNAT!

How do you like them apples? 

Something you say to someone when you have completely owned them
Gordon: Man, I just lost that crash bandicoot racing game to you AGAIN!
Sam: That's right! How do you like THEM apples?!

built like 

Comparing someone's body type, usually unfavorably to something else.
Wendy Williams is built like the letter P.
built like by Waldo89 September 17, 2017

It's not what it looks like! 

When you are fuckin a chick or jacking off your shit and your mom knocks on your door. Then she walks in without waiting for you to answer.
John screamed, "I'ts not what it looks like!" , but alas it was too late.