Monkey Hoe

A prostitute usually found in the inner city that only accepts payment in bananas conducts her business in the tree tops

Joe can I borrow a banana I’ve got to pay that monkey hoe for last night

by Scholloar 33 March 18, 2023

Pajama Hoe

A pajama hoe, is a bitch who tends to wear pajamas, but make them 500x more slutty, then they should be. They wear sweatpants, and either ties their pajama shirt, or wears a cropped shirt, either to sleep or to walk around your school campus. Half the time either their tits or asses are showing. These are the types of girls who are pregnant at 15-17 years old.

Random Dude: Wow, look at the way her ass hangs out.

Other Dude: Yeah, she's totally a pajama hoe.

Random Dude: Yeah. A hot pajama hoe though. I'd get her pregnant at 16, if you catch my drift.

Other Dude: Dude- No, stop-

by s.txxry_ October 24, 2019

hoe hindsight

The hindsight or gut feeling that someone you are interested in is a hoe, or that they are a terrible person to date.

Guy 1: “Damn, how’d it go with Stacy last night? I heard you guys broke up.”

Guy 2: “Yeah, I didn’t have any hoe hindsight when I met her. I didn’t realize she was “dating” 4 other dudes.”

by fartmunchkin69 November 19, 2021

Hoe Slides

Slip on flat sandal similar to a prison shower shoe. Adidas are common, as are similar ones with fur.

When the stripper left the stage she kicked off her clear heals and slipped on her hoe slides.

by tfred300 September 23, 2021

Faggit Hoe

Tekashi 69; rapper for IQ<75. Purchase of any of his material automatically qualifies for welfare assistance.

Tekashi is a gay ass faggit hoe.

by Dat be GAYgstah. Yo. October 1, 2021

These hoes slap!

Adjective; phrase used to describe when something is the all time best. Especially used for describing food items.

Red: You try those cheesecakes from HEB yet?
Bone: Sure did! Eating one now, man These hoes slap! my boy!!
Red: Yes dey do!

by Wudupyo11 August 23, 2021

Hoe Snack

1.) Someone who snacks on a hoe.
2.) A hoe that's snacks on the opposite sex

1.) You need to get some act right & quit being a hoe snack.
2.) Girl you just being a hoe snack, it happens.

by Trixxy Crisp June 6, 2021