The smeared makeup look after giving a very intense blowjob that resembles a panda, or raccoon “trash panda”.
Tiffany sucked Brian’s dick with so much enthusiasm this morning it left her looking like a smiling dick panda.
by Brian LS August 04, 2023
It was extremely hot outside so he waited until the sun goes down. If it does it’ll be nighttime. He’s limp dicking the clit.
by WilksJohannes January 20, 2021
Cut a pedos dick off if they mess with your loved one
(Also the world needs to change this world is basically infested by pedos)
(Also the world needs to change this world is basically infested by pedos)
Person 1 : Sis i just got harrased by a man :(
Person 2 : Its ok Ill cut his dick off its National cut a pedos dick off day!
Person 2 : Its ok Ill cut his dick off its National cut a pedos dick off day!
by Angel a random female April 01, 2021
When your dick is so heavily misshapen and curved it resembles the top of a coat hanger, even when it’s hard.
by Undeadgothbussy September 10, 2022
by wocky nuts masta May 13, 2021
April 15th is National Send Your GF a Dick Pic Day, so celebrate by sending that special girl a pic of your dick!
by gojolover239 April 15, 2024
A first discovery in infinite craft that i am very proud of
It is a strip party where people with absurdly long dicks, dance to funk music
It is a strip party where people with absurdly long dicks, dance to funk music
Hey Theo, you coming to the funky magic dick party? oh wait i forgot that you are way too fucking short
by thiccjim March 06, 2024