Ass Climber 

A person who fucks someone so large that the next day they have to climb a mountain of ass just to get out of bed.

Dude, you're such an ass climber, that chick you picked up must have weighed over 400 pounds

Ass Climber by Mt. Everassed December 2, 2010

ass whisperer 

One who is well versed in the health and wellness of the booty. Ass whisperers are akinned to shaman but specialize in the butt. They are both feared and respected in native villages and they can dole out a powerful diarrhea hex if you piss them off. They are generally called upon to correct any malfunction with your rump. They can also be very good lawyers if someone has wronged your butt.

Every once in a while powerful evil spirits will possess your butt causing it to talk and shit uncontrollably. In these cases only the most experienced ass whisperer can expel them. Fortunately this doesn't happen too often.

Sometimes ass whisperers will actual whisper into to random people's butts!! No one knows why they do this but if it happens to you, politely tell them to stop and they will.

Does your tribe have an Ass Whisperer?

We did but he was killed in a raid.

ass whisperer by Black guy who likes white dude December 26, 2013

ass robbery 

To take the anal virginity of a person.

The masked man entered the bank and yelled " Everyone get on the f*cking ground, this is an ass robbery "

ass robbery by Ropter Copter June 27, 2014

Ass muncher 

to chow down on the anal region of another human being with pleasurable intent.

you are such an ass muncher.

Ass muncher by Mr Munecricket February 21, 2009

ass dribble

Usually a person who has the name of John Q. Ass dribble is when somebody does a wet fart and gets a little back splash on their undies.

That little ass dribble John sucks at pool.

ass dribble by Michael Lamb July 29, 2006

ass sniffer 

someone who sniffs ass and likes it

your mom is an ass sniffer

ass sniffer by keegan2580 December 15, 2008

Ass Monkey

A person who, for all intents and purposes, has never learned a god-damned thing. One who maintains a blissful ignorance of the world that simultaneously inspires amusement, disgust and despair in all who are unlucky enough to encounter him.

Did you see those ass-monkeys on Jaywalking last night? Ha-ha, they're so dumb...I think I'll kill myself.

Ass Monkey by Petros March 10, 2004