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poop finger

A large evacuation of liquid fecal matter closely resembling that of diarrhea but on a more explosive scale. Poop Finger can occur instantly and without conscious thought or decision. Poop Finger is directly caused by someone preparing your food after wiping their ass but before washing their hands.
Damn, the dude that prepared my filet-o-fish sandwich at McDonald's must have given me Poop Finger because I've been sneezing out of my ass for the last two hours.
poop finger by me.....)()( January 11, 2008
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Poop Stick 

A small cigar that is smoked much like a cigarette. These would include Captain Blacks little cigars and Santa Fe's. They resemble the aroma of what burning feces would smell like. They're good for clearing a room out and ruining the mood. They smell like burning poop.
"Everything was all good until Jordan rolled in with a lit poop stick, within seconds everyone was trying to determine where that terrible poopy odor was coming from. Then they realized what it was and people questioned how one could enjoy smoking and inhaling lit poop."
Poop Stick by El Chando January 29, 2010

poop breath 

this can actually be a serious matter not really to joke about. it could be from a failing liver, but most probably from an impacted wisdom tooth or something. A free ebook over at somethingsmells.wordpress.com helped me. So I guess I can laugh about it now that its no longer me and i'm cured.
My friend has poop breath I should be honest and tell them about it incase its something serious.
poop breath by citoyen May 10, 2009

poop smoothie 

a shot consisting half of jager and half of kahula.
Hey bartender give me a poop smoothie!

poop poo train

A toy train where human fieces are the engine and cars, twigs are used to connect them, and rocks are the wheels.
Jim Bob was so poor when he was a kid his parents could not even afford to buy him a poop poo train. But look at him now, he has a whole collection.
when assholes add words to urban dictionary before you can get to them and they are far worse than your original idea ever was.
i was going to add mayor mccheese to urban dictionary but some asshole poop spewed me.
poop spew by nevasboy February 22, 2004