John Cena

Getting an erection whilst in the middle of work or at any other awkward point much like when John Cena and Trish Stratus fought Beth Pheonix and Santino Marella. This is then very obvious but you continue anyway as if it was normal.

I was just sat there doing my data input when I got a John Cena.

by Loins13 February 13, 2009

john pham

The Most Perfect human being.

Holly is a John Pham.

by coldplayarecool1234 January 23, 2014

John Dorian

Derived from Chundorian or (Chunder), the labelling for one to be intoxicated and or heavily vomiting due to the effects of alcoholism.

Conor: Jesus.
Trav: Chundered.
Ian: Absolute John Dorian.

Man 1: "Did I see you chundering last night?"
Man 2: "Absolute John Dorian'd it all night."
Man 1: "Delicious"

by SideOrderWalker March 1, 2011

Uncle John

A Person who is extremly nosey

Go away you Uncle John

by headless7 July 19, 2011

John Terry

Fucking slippery cry baby,

John Terry was playnig football and fell over.

Tosser.

by Alan Shearer May 23, 2008

John Mackey

The god of modern music composition.

Let's pray John Mackey to write a new composition.

by JaZzAdRiieN April 5, 2009

long-john

Long-john \lawng-jon\, verb:
to repetively irritate; to bother incessantly; to drive crazy.

"stop long-johning me, get that thing out of my face already"

by mE$c@Li+O~ March 12, 2009