John Kelly 

When you take a shit so large and humungous, it overflows the towels and clogs it up.

Man 1: Yo man I just took this massive fucking shit
Man 2: Did you clog the toilet?
Man 1: Yes.
Man 2: Haha, you just fucking John Kelly'd it!

John Kelly by Bruce_Balboa May 14, 2015

John Mayer 

Another term for jackass or dipshit

John Mayer is a jackass and a dipshit.

John Mayer by Spartacus778 August 13, 2006

John Parker Wilson 

Former QB for the University of Alabama during the 2005-2008 seasons; A term often used to describe a...less than remarkable...quarterback. He, somehow, holds every significant passing record in Alabama school history--3 years as a starting player will do that to you (i guess). He signed with the Falcons as a free agent after going undrafted in the 2009 NFL Draft on April 28th.

*Disclaimer* To his credit, he showed a lot of improvement his senior year. However, he was certainly never above average. Not to mention hes a total douche.

"John Parker Wilson's pass to ___________, incomplete." -Announcer

John Parker Wilson by Two Drink Minimum July 9, 2009

John Cena 

Dead meme.

AND HIS NAME IS JOHN CENA!!!

John Cena by Rednaksnek April 5, 2021

John Oliver 

A euphemism for licking anus.

Yo, my girl gave me a sloppy John Oliver last night.

John Oliver by melissuhann August 11, 2020

John Cena 

A WWE wrestler who unfortunately is the biggest asset to the company. His fanbase typically consists of women and children and is fitting in with the WWE's PG policy. However in attempting to make him the biggest face in wrestling he has ironically become the biggest heel. He is hated by hardcore fans due to his poor wrestling ability and being able snatch victory from the jaws of defeat no matter how much he gets dominated in a match.

We can all argue about how watered down the WWE is now compared to the attitude era. We can all argue about who's the best champion of all time but if there's one thing we can all agree on, it's that John Cena sucks.

John Cena by Assassin Strike November 26, 2009

John Lennon 

Peace activist, Former Beatle, Greatest Song-writer to walk the Earth. Wrote songs such as imagine give peace a chance, God, ect. An enemy of Richard Nixon for singing about love, Life, Peace and not about death and killing and corruption. A Utopianist.

"Imagine All the people living life in Peace"
"Imagine No possessions, I wonder if you can, No need for greed or hunger, A brotherhood of man"
"All we are saying Is give peace a chance"

-
John Lennon

John Lennon by Jacobdead October 21, 2009