Decoy duck 

A female friend on a night out with a group of guys who are on the pull, designed to lure other birds by making the group look less threatening. Variant on 'wingwoman'.

Don't worry mate, it's in the bag, we've got our decoy duck

Decoy duck by occamsrazor42 November 22, 2010

retarded duck 

a beautiful young girl, sweet and kind.

man, that girl is a retarded duck

retarded duck by katy j becum March 22, 2017

Rubber duck 

Term used you are unconcerned or do not care about a situation anymore. Or when you have too many problems but you want to stay positive.

Synonym, fuck it.

guy: I'm so stressed with all these back to back exams😩😩
Other guy: relax bro. Sometimes you just gahta rubber duck

Rubber duck by Teyyiiiii November 8, 2020

lord fuck a duck 

A creative way of saying holy fuck, what the fuck, the fuck, and basically any sentence that has fuck in it and is used in this manner.

Dude, he's drunk again.

Lord fuck a duck!

lord fuck a duck by Another Disposable Teen February 18, 2011

Well fuck a duck and root a chicken! 

A term used when expressing extreme surprise

Well fuck a duck and root a chicken! I had no idea!

Well fuck a duck and root a chicken! by NutsAboutHarry May 7, 2011

Fucking the Duck 

Wasting time. Just chilling and waiting around for something to pop off.

"Yo Bri, what's going on?"
"Nada, kid. Just fucking the duck over here."

Fucking the Duck by K. Washington September 18, 2016

I could eat the crutch off a low flying duck 

To be so hungry that if a duck were to fly over you quite close to your head you would reach up and take a bite of the duck's crutch in order to ease your hunger pains.

Man I'm so hungry I could eat the crutch off a low flying duck!

I could eat the crutch off a low flying duck by hoodlum_hunter April 29, 2009