cock boarded

When you get force to choke on cock as a torture methods.

Ya I got messed up last night found my self getting cock boarded

by shovel breaker May 27, 2019

Cock Baby

A simile for the word fuck boy, man slut, and etc.

"That dude is such a fucking Cock Baby"

by Bambi Cock June 13, 2019

cock-clusion

When you finish, you reach a cock-clusion.

Guy 1: Bro, I nut all over the place.
Guy 2: That was an epic cock-clusion, bro.

by razor scoots August 18, 2019

Cock Copter

When a male with a flaccid penis swing his penis around in a helicopter like motion. Thus creating enough centripetal force to take flight.

My dad decided to start cock coptering and took flight. I have never seen him again.

by BarryMcCocknher November 7, 2019

cock-ton

An unbelievably large amount, larger than a shit-ton. Generally speaking, take an quantity of something that an average person may have and multiply it by a depressing amount.

Commonly used to describe a buildup of procrastinated work that needs to be done in a very short period of time

Friend: Hey you tryna grab a beer tonight?
Me: Dude I’d love to but I have an absolute cock-ton of work to do.

by Don Hector November 11, 2019

cock yodeling

The sound porn actresses make when their mouth is being repeatedly, forcefully jammed onto a cock at a rapid pace. Usually accompanied by gagging, choking, and strings of spit.

Damn, that girl was cock yodeling like a champ- you could hear the GUK GUK GUK half a block away.

by Babs McGaggy January 31, 2020

Cock gatherer

A person who dedicates there life to the cultivation of penis.

‘Emma and Crystal are such a cock gatherers’

by AstrayMind98 March 26, 2020