cock-ton

An unbelievably large amount, larger than a shit-ton. Generally speaking, take an quantity of something that an average person may have and multiply it by a depressing amount.

Commonly used to describe a buildup of procrastinated work that needs to be done in a very short period of time

Friend: Hey you tryna grab a beer tonight?
Me: Dude I’d love to but I have an absolute cock-ton of work to do.

by Don Hector November 11, 2019

cock tongs

results when a man fails to wash his filthy cock hands after going to the bathroom at a buffet restaraunt. he then touches the disgusting cock-infested door handle before proceeding to the food line, thereby passing off the cockage to the tongs which oftentime get dropped into the food, resulting in 20 cock chicken or other delights.

"get those filthy cock tongs away from my food, or i will beat you with them."

by sharon, ricky's bitch September 30, 2006

Cock Tonic

A tonic derived from ones cock!

Carl! Why are you drinking that shit? It tastes like Cock Tonic ya fucking Cock Tonic drinking fuck!

by Auron117 March 2, 2015

fat cock Tony

An Italian guy with big dick energy

Hey fat cock Tony save some pussy for the rest of us!

by Codells December 25, 2022

Cock Tonsils

A hyper-annoying or contemptible person; esp. one who continuously offers unsolicited advice, tries to involve themselves in other people's business, or just doesn't know when to shut up.

"Dude, my guidance counselor is being a major cock tonsils lately."

by the Chame-Loc'ster March 26, 2024

honky tonk sucky cock

Gay sex were a guy fists another turning the anus inside out and then sucking it

"Dude, did you hear that Gio had honky tonk sucky cock with Eric?"

by 69disan69dat November 28, 2020

tony cock

when your jerking off laying down and nut straight in the air, you preform a 180 and catch the semen in your anus

oh my gawd did you see easton hit the tony cock in his moms bed

by igodummyforcummy December 3, 2021