you've got tickets on yourself

a New Zealand expression used when someone thinks too highly of themselves compared to reality

you've got tickets on yourself don't you!

by hay.jenikke February 12, 2018

get over yourself

Patronising phrase used to tell someone that you believe they hold too high an opinion of themselves, or are behaving in a conceited or pompous manner.

You wouldn't be seen dead in shorts? Please! Get over yourself!

by John Bobson May 21, 2007

Pee Yourself

To release a stream of hot urine without removing your clothes. Many people are extremely embarrassed by this, but many also secretly like the feeling of hot liquid dripping down their legs.

Person 1: Did you just pee yourself?!
Person 2: Yeah, I couldn't hold it.
Person 1: Wow, you must be embarrassed.
Person 2: Yeah, a little, but it feels really good too.

by peesherpants1 June 20, 2008

why don't you go outside and play a game of hide-an-go fuck yourself?

A deragotory question used to end a argument. Meaning to suggest that somebody leave the inside of a dwelling to go outside where he/she then hides in order to win in the game that nobody else will play in what the feel is a good hiding place and begins masturbating - by themself.

Hey, joe I really enjoyed this wonderful conversation on thermal dynamics, now why don't you go outside and play a game of hide-an-go fuck yourself.

by NapDynoGosh January 28, 2007

Played yourself

When you done fucked up

Guy1: I'll have cereal
*pours milk in first, has no cereal*
DJ Khaled: Congratulations, you played yourself

by DJ Khaledius August 31, 2016

triple yourself

When you cum, puke and shit all at once, as seen on Misfits.

(John) So how was last night?
(Jack) Aww man, I got so drunk that I somehow managed to shit cum and puke at once!
(John) You managed to triple yourself? YUCK!

by Mynameisnotjamestaylorlolol December 27, 2010

Shrek Yourself

Proceeding to insert onions into your rectum.

"Hey man, go Shrek yourself"
"Dude, no"

by NightShift00 December 1, 2014