Your Da Sells Avon 

("Your father sells female beauty products")

The peak of humiliation. The ultimate insult of one's self, one's family and one's dignity. Consider all hope lost in your life if this is said to you.

Shut up Steve, your da sells Avon.

Your Da Sells Avon by KimJongSingAlong September 18, 2016

Your mother should have swallowed you

You are sperm. Sperm is what fertilizes the egg, creating you. When people say this, they're saying your mother should have instead given head, and swallowed the sperm which was cummed in her mouth, instead of having regular sex, and having you. You are that sperm, so if she would have swallowed the sperm, she would have swallowed you. It's basically like saying your dad should have had sex with a condom...if someone tells you this, they're calling you a mistake, and looking down on you as a useless lifeform. It's actually a very clever line if used as an insult.

"You was never shit, your mother should have swallowed you" - Big L in a freestyle session in '98.

Your mother should have swallowed you by PlatinumBD August 25, 2009

your mother wears army boots 

During WWII prostitutes who followed the troops around, sometimes wore army boots or combat boots. It's akin to calling some one's mother a prostitute.

"your mother wears army boots" is a vintage version og a "your momma" insult.

your mother wears army boots by geeflyboy March 3, 2011

your head a splode 

Your Head A Splode is simliar in function as All Your Base Are Belong to Us.

It originated in a Strong Bad video game, where upon your death a computerized Strong Bad voice would say, "Your Head A Splode."

Cats: All your base are belong to us!
Strong Bad: Your head a splode!
Cats: OOOOooo.

your head a splode by Vee Are Are Schee February 12, 2004

your mom 

When inserted into a generic sentence, this is guaranteed to add a hearty portion of sexual innuendo.

1. Nerd: "Stop, you guys!"
Jock: "That's not what your mom said last night!"

2. Repairman: "The TV needs to be turned on first."
You: "I think your mom needs to be turned on first."

your mom by Derrick March 3, 2005

Your going to Brazil 

The worst possible thing that could happen to you

Friend: Yo dude, your going to Brazil.
Me: Gets dragged away* NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

Your going to Brazil by Memelord21_ September 5, 2020

your dad gay lol 

This is the up most terrifying insult you can use. This will hopefully never be used but if it was. the victim will dream about this every night and never forget about it

mom: are you stupid
dad: your mom gay lol
mom: your dad gay lol

your dad gay lol by Edwon_person February 28, 2018