Weems

Fun hating bitch with fake tits who doesn't like to fuck

That girl was a weems.

by John Rainey January 14, 2008

weep

Vrb. To ejaculate onto ones face. Usually used in a derogatory manner as a follow up to an insult or after proving someone wrong

What are you talking about, Swaziland has the world's lowest life expectancy...weep

by friggin_sick_dude April 24, 2008

Weems Job

1. an abusive, nagging rant that scolds on every slightest abberration, usually by a person of higher authority (see: OCD)
2. pure ownage

"Man, my boss gave me a Weems Job today"
"LOLZ THIS N00B GOT A WEEMS JOB"

by Weems's least-favorite moron June 27, 2006

Weeping Demon

From the same family of bodily functions as the Screaming Genie. The weeping demon is where you are vomiting and crying at the same time, looking in the mirror after to find tear tracks down your cheeks and vomit on your chin, giving the appearance of a weeping demon.

Dude, is that guy crying?
Give him a break, it's just a weeping demon. At least it's not a screaming genie.

by RKJT October 28, 2009

weemwop

1. noun- an abstract way of thinking; a state of mind.
2. noun- a magical muffin.
3. adjective- a truly funny observation or annoying expletive.
4. verb- It is what it is man.

Jack: "Dude, I totally weemwopped Rebecca last night!"

Joe: "I just ate a weemwop."

Nancy: "I am in a pure state of weemwop."

Jillian: "What a weemwop."

by Ye Olde Irish Leprechaun May 27, 2010

Weemail

What dogs do when they smell another dog's wiz on an object

Fido was busy checking his weemail, and leaving his own for others to see.

by FredAstair July 10, 2010

Weemo

The lowest rank of Emo.

Hark, hear the Weemo cry! Oh! Most lowly of the Emo tribe!

by sp'archin' April 28, 2011