Weaver

A person who drives back and forth, goes side to side, zig zags, on highway lanes, like a fuckin maniac, presumably to pass.

Hey Sue, checkout the Weaver in the rearview mirror. He is coming up on you, now he switched lanes, and now he passing you on the right. He is zig zagging up and down the highway like a efnn maniac.

by Newman S. November 29, 2011

yogurt weaver

One who performs a fruitless task - you can weave yoghurt all day long and will be left with the same yoghurt you started with.

Council staff such as Community Relations Officers, Best Value Officers and Smoking Cessation Officers.

by Richard Hooper November 17, 2003

WEAVE NATION

Weave nation is an organization that can weave anything. Especially anything from some stupid African named mark. Weave Nation is ready to weave anything and ready to jump anyone on sight.

Weave nation is ready to hurt and or kill Mark on sight at anytime.

by THE REAL WEAVE NATION April 14, 2019

Old Man Weaver

A creep who rides his bike around Hunterdon County, NJ. Wears a neck brace and helmet.

My friend claimed that Old Man Weaver stopped his bike once and cursed her out.

by Jersey Girl February 21, 2004

Weave

A hair extension. Often used by a black women and is woven or glued into ones hair.

"Did you see Tiana's weave?"
Tiana- "Don't call it a weave!"

by The beotch of the ghetto January 2, 2014

yoghurt weaver

basically a hippie liberal douche.

Yeah, He's a proper Yoghurt Weaver

by Pey Bong September 29, 2010

Shadow Weaver

A fat horny ass hoe who should burn xoxo

Ew! Shadow weaver!!

by catrativi February 15, 2020