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Watering the gnomes

doing a task that is pointless
Friend- “Yo whatchu been up to today?”
Me- “Nothing, just been watering the gnomes lately”
by Pseudonein12 July 24, 2025
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evil watering hose

a sexual practice in which a black man (preferably Nigerian) inserts his abnormally large penis into a slender asian midgets anis. This man's penis should petrude out of the women's mouth and cuases her to gag excessively this gag reflex is used as a ejackulative method which causes the nigerian to come in a imense firehose orgasm.(can only be done with an asian midget over 18 otherwise completly socially unexceptable)
dude my 8 foot tall boyfriend got kinky and gave me an evil watering hose i blacked out and i woke up in apool of saliva and come.
by Howard p. donivin November 22, 2011
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Irish Watering Hole

A slang term for a bar, or pub.
Hey James, Sheamus and I are heading down to the ol' Irish Watering Hole over on 5th, would you like to tag along?
by Heyitsj000 March 13, 2019
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targeted watering

The art of peeing on the same patch of lawn each night, diligently making sure all surrounding neighbors can see.
"I'm just going to do some targeted watering of that new spring bush"
by Married2aScott September 18, 2020
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Guatemalan Watering Hole

When a significant other sticks there entire face and head into there partners asshole
Yeah Morgan gave me that good Guatemalan Watering Hole...
by JUJUTG October 20, 2020
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african watering hole

you start with producing a concoction containing feces and urine in a bowl, dip your cock and procede to skull fuck a monkey. Specifically a african monkey, otherwise it won't work.
My bad bro, sorry that i'm late. I just got chaught up in perfecting the good ol' art of the african watering hole.
by jomamaonall4s October 11, 2021
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apartment watering can

a 2-litre soda bottle filled with water and with holes poked on the top, perfect for watering some plants in an apartment with no hose.
Papa please teach me on how to make a apartment watering can.
by RupertCambridge February 6, 2023
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