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story vomit

Long winded, boring, nauseating, uninteresting description of an event or the story of someone's life.
She went on and on about her breakup with Joe. It was difficult to endure the story vomit.
by aussieankie November 25, 2013
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vomit kicker

The act of kicking some one in the face while they are bent over vomiting up what they drank that night.
While Neil was puking up his vocal cords on the side of the road. Sam walked up to him and swiftly kicked him in the face to see what would happen.
by Dark Kitten March 24, 2005
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Turd Vomit

During the act of secreting a healthy ripe turd there is a sudden explosion from within the turd creating a foul smelling liquid that causes you to vomit.
Dude I just totally did a turd vomit in the bathroom and passed out!
by Jessa Pee May 31, 2009
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rockstar vomit

Waking up in bed with your face in a pool of vomit having thrown up your guts whilst passed out after a massive night.
I had to wash my bed sheets after having a rockstar vomit last night.
by Pirov April 4, 2009
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Blur Vomit

1.What you say while drunk and about to pass out after someone asks you how you feel
2.When you are disgusted by what someone
says
1.Your drunk, are you ok?
Blur Vomit!

2.She's ugly, but I'd hit it
Blur Vomit!
by Russel0506 October 9, 2008
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vomit vortex

The vomit vortex is created by driving at excessive speeds down the pensacola bridge following 11 hours of binge drinking. The vortex creator needs to consume fish tacos prior to departure, lean over, and puke into the car's slipstream, creating a vomit vortex.
Dude that was a vomit Vortex
by warion July 13, 2010
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Mermaid Vomit

Trend where it is fashionable to suspend pieces of shells, rocks, and sand in resin, often made into decorative pieces. The result looks like regurgitated mermaid vomit. The term "mermaid vomit" came into popularity on a thrift store Facebook page after disagreements on whether mermaid vomit was the same defined by "Vomit clock" Any object made this way can be called "mermaid vomit."
"Bea! Check out this Mermaid Vomit lamp ! Won't this go great in the bathroom??"
by BooBehr October 9, 2019
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