story vomit

Long winded, boring, nauseating, uninteresting description of an event or the story of someone's life.

She went on and on about her breakup with Joe. It was difficult to endure the story vomit.

by aussieankie November 25, 2013

vomit kicker

The act of kicking some one in the face while they are bent over vomiting up what they drank that night.

While Neil was puking up his vocal cords on the side of the road. Sam walked up to him and swiftly kicked him in the face to see what would happen.

by Dark Kitten March 24, 2005

Turd Vomit

During the act of secreting a healthy ripe turd there is a sudden explosion from within the turd creating a foul smelling liquid that causes you to vomit.

Dude I just totally did a turd vomit in the bathroom and passed out!

by Jessa Pee May 31, 2009

rockstar vomit

Waking up in bed with your face in a pool of vomit having thrown up your guts whilst passed out after a massive night.

I had to wash my bed sheets after having a rockstar vomit last night.

by Pirov April 4, 2009

Rectal Vomit

The act of profusely blowing diarrhea out of one's asshole. This may be due to many things such as being sick or hung over.

Rectal Vomit is basically projectile diarrhea. Not pretty.

Ex1: After a long, hard night of rough anal sex Jackie had to run to the toilet and blow out some rectal vomit.

Ex2: Sam drank so much beer and ate so much smoked sausage last night that when he woke up this morning he blew rectal vomit all over his new bed sheets.

by SquirrelPimp May 8, 2014

cereal vomit

The residual cereal chunks in your bowl that are dumped into the sink. When sink is not rinsed out, these chunks mixed with milk resemble vomit when left idle.

"The least you could do is rinse your cereal vomit down the drain"

by WMetzger976 November 11, 2013

vomit vortex

The vomit vortex is created by driving at excessive speeds down the pensacola bridge following 11 hours of binge drinking. The vortex creator needs to consume fish tacos prior to departure, lean over, and puke into the car's slipstream, creating a vomit vortex.

Dude that was a vomit Vortex

by warion July 13, 2010