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Trump’s twilight years

A phrase referring to the 45th President of the United States’ unnaturally progressed old age which is frankly, right now, due to the stress of having reached such a seriously pronounced level of incompetence.
With all of his “success” and financial resources, it may be assumed that Trump’s twilight years are likely not the way he had imagined they would be.
by Dr Bunnygirl October 7, 2019
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Classic Trump

Anything Trump does that’s something he has historically done such as tap corrupt world leaders to help him win another election.
Well, some typical examples of Classic Trump behavior are blatantly stated love affairs with murderous dictators, running roughshod over emoluments clauses and grabbing and poking expensive pussy that he has his attorney-fixer pay for and then spend extensive jail time for.
by Dr Bunnygirl October 9, 2019
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steamin’ Trump dump

An increasingly popular but illegal activity seen on the Hollywood Walk of Fame where red-blooded American risk takers drop their drawers and take a dump on the Apprentice in Chief’s 5-point terrazzo and brass star.
The hefty fine I had to pay for the rare pleasure of taking a steamin’ Trump dump was a very small price indeed!
by Dr Bunnygirl November 14, 2019
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trump hands

Having relatively small hands. Often unnaturally orange in color.
She should have known his dick would be so small and weird by his trump hands.
by Tycho Bro August 3, 2016
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Donald Trump's penis

Located between two sausage links called thighs, The small member is indicative of his hand size, wihch is by all measures, small. The small member longs to be inside of daughter Ivanka, though its furious advances have been denied by a shred of dignity and self respect by the receiving party
"The only thing stopping White house incest is the fact that Donald Trump's Penis went rouge and shot up a nearby mosque"
by Myanacondabread April 12, 2017
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trump dump

n.

just the greatest, most fantastic, classiest bowel movement ever
The President-elect is taking a trump dump.
by pseudononymous November 17, 2016
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Trump'd

To be defeated by Donald Trump.

Before Donald Trump, to be trumped by something meant to be bested by something. This term was popularised by the card game "top trumps".
"Hillary Clinton got Trump'd!"
by Phoenix797 June 26, 2018
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