The past tense of "tweeting" on Twitter.
Meridith Vieira: "Oh, do you Twitter? Tweet?"
Stephen Colbert: "I have twatted."
Meridith Vieira: "Actually, so have I."
Meridith Vieira: "Oh, do you Twitter? Tweet?"
Stephen Colbert: "I have twatted."
Meridith Vieira: "Actually, so have I."
twatted
by Frothboy March 20, 2009

by Lil' Cayman October 3, 2009

Stephen Colbert "accidentally" used this reference in response to the Today Show question "Do you tweet or twitter?" Maybe he was trying to be cute in saying he has used twitter, but literally it means he has "fucked pussy".
"I have twatted."
by TotalRecall March 20, 2009

Something you don't say to two builders at Leeds City Station who have left their hard hats on the roof of their van.
saying "look at those two hats over there" may result in you getting twatted
saying "look at those two hats over there" may result in you getting twatted
by two hats are better then one April 26, 2009

The past-tense of the verb word "tweet" in reference to the social networking site Twitter, as defined by Dr. Stephen T. Colbert, DFA. To "tweet" means to provide short answers to the question "What are you doing?" To "twat" or to have "twatted" means to used Twitter sometime in the past. Get your head out of the gutter.
by drcolbertDFA March 20, 2009
