sick twisted fuck

A cheap, anal retentive moron who runs a mid-sized company. Insinuates himself into every little thing. Refuses to spend money to improve the firm but complains that things don't get done. Masturbates to the junk mail he gets. Also sick twisted disturbed fuck.

Daisy Mae: Do we have any diskettes?

Zeke: We used to. I was told by management we weren't using what we had so I couldn't get my order for more approved.

Daisy Mae: What a sick twisted fuck.

by Krakky McKraken November 5, 2006

cap twisted

To get drunk. Furthermore, the amount of drunk you presently are can be represented by how much your cap is twisted. This is done by starting in the natural position and slowing rotating your hat clockwise to the degree of intoxication.

"Yo, I got my cap twisted last night!"

"Look at Rob, his cap is almost fully twisted."

by dirkdiggler9969 April 24, 2009

twisted sister

a fucking awsime band intent on bing as tough as possible while dressing in drag and making awsome music.
known for the songs, i wanna rock and we're not gonna take it

we're not gonna take it, no we ain't gonna take it, we're not gonna take it anymore

by amelia June 8, 2005

toasted cheese sandwich

Ever tried a muff dive the morning after?

emuff said

by Thabo Mbeki (Another Kaffer) October 25, 2003

the cool points are out the window and I'm all twisted up in the game

I love you?

by Anonymous September 14, 2003

twatted

Hit extremely hard / Beat up

I twatted the Ball

They really twatted him

by CiCi May 13, 2005

toasted tomato sandwich

quite possibly the most powerfull aphrodesiac known to man, partly because it is so delicious, and partly because it is so easy to make, and partly because it hits the spot when you are high
toast bread
spread mayo on the bread
put tomato slices on bread
add salt to taste
kick ass sandwich

dude, im so gone, lets make like 32 toasted tomato sandwiches!

by the dark wanderer October 13, 2007