Twatman

Twatman is the drunken guy you seriously need to avoid. He's the one who thinks he's a superhero. He will feel up and slobber over every female within grabbing distance, churning out such winning lines as "You're beautiful, you are. HEY! Did you know that, I said you're beautiful? Cos you are." and "Love, do you wanna come back to my flat and let me fuck you?". These lines are usually delivered whilst Twatman has his face pressed into an unfortunate woman's neck, breathing hotly and rasping his words in a sex killer's voice. Outside, with his mates, Twatman will give them appalling representation by yelling slurred insults at men that were innocently passing by, and inciting a gang style hatred between the two groups, when really, they could have just gone home. Twatman will fight like a retard following a laser pen, will lose and will cry on his knees, bellowing the name of his current or former girlfriend. He will then walk through traffic, dismissing the vehicles as a threat to him and will search out a kebab van. After purchasing the greasy nastiness, he'll wolf it down and puke. He'll tell his mates that he loves them, then get rowdy about it. He'll end his night drenched in sick and gutter filth, plus his own piss, and will be most definitely NOT having sex. He will have ruined everyone's night. These are the powers of Twatman. Bravo.

"Keith turns into Twatman when we go out drinking, lets not invite him, EVER"

"Last night you behaved like a total Twatman, you were really out of order, and you deserve to be horsewhipped, or possibly to die for making that girl cry. I could have ended up fucking her if you hadn't come over and scared her off!"

by MagickDio April 19, 2010

Harry Twatter

While performing oral sex on a female partner who is wearing an outwardly sharp clitoral ring or piercing, a man will give her vaginal pleasure with his tongue while the woman pushes his face towards her pelvis in order to thrust his tongue deeper into her vagina. Then she decides to be a cunt and thrust the poor mans face into her clitoris so that her ring or piercing will cut his forehead. Thus, he will have received the Harry Twatter because of the Harry Potter like scar on his forehead.

Why do you have stitches on your forehead? My girlfriend decided to be a bitch and give me the Harry Twatter.

by harrytwatter123 July 31, 2011

twat

Noun:
Pronounced with a short a, rather than a short o (I have no idea where American directors get their pronunciation from), 'twat' is a rather vulgar word of British origin that refers to a woman's sexual organs.

A person can be a 'twat', the same way they can be a penis (see dick) or something used for cleaning said twat (see douche). It is usually used to mean someone is stupid or mean.

Me: I am a nice, well-behaved girl. I refuse to use such offensive words merely for the purpose of giving Urban Dictionary an example of how to use it.
Person reading this: *cough* Twat. *cough*

by Howard Wolowitz September 8, 2012

Twat Whistle

When a female queefs and it generates a high pitched sound such that of a whistle.

Did you just hear my twat whistle or was that a train?

by CockTassle92 May 29, 2009

Twatlantis

An extremely lubricious vagina - a legendary island with febrile shores around which one occasionally laps

'Our lass was so aroused, it was like searching for treasure in a subaqueous environment. Like scuba diving around Twatlantis.'

by Milo2009 August 8, 2009

Twat Twister

when you pinch the lips of the vagina and twist them.

im in the mood for a twat twister, Dad!

by Oreo Speedman February 6, 2010

Twatgina

A person who is not liked.

(invented as a term to describe my physics teacher after the whole class failed)

Please become a fan of the Facebook page "Twatgina"

He is such a Twatgina!

by Dr Bastard March 20, 2010