by HarambeisaSaint777 December 2, 2016

GABE: dude my brother called me a dick sucker and hurt my sexuality!
MOM: oh shut the fuck up you bell tosser!
MOM: oh shut the fuck up you bell tosser!
by Bill Wurtz July 21, 2020

An arsehole who supports Tottenham and is most likely a part of the EDL and would have a Twitter Bio that looks like this
Big John - Down the pub - 55
‘ate the wife, love footy and Brexit
‘ate immigrants, especially those curry munchers
Not everyone who supports Tottenham is a Tottenham Tosser, just the ones who are in the EDL and think it’s the best team in the league. Even though it’s the deadest piece of shite.
Big John - Down the pub - 55
‘ate the wife, love footy and Brexit
‘ate immigrants, especially those curry munchers
Not everyone who supports Tottenham is a Tottenham Tosser, just the ones who are in the EDL and think it’s the best team in the league. Even though it’s the deadest piece of shite.
by anonymous July 8, 2021

Someone who, whilst in the midst of proffering Anal fellatio, tries to speak with their partner, and, you know, carry on a conversation at the same time.
Profferer: "Murrmurrmrmurr Hmm Murr GrrM rrmm!"
Receiver: "What?"
Profferer: "MMMRR MERR MRRRRE HMMM RMM RUMMM HURR!"
Receiver: "WHAT? Just shut up! A regular Word Salad Tosser over here!"
Receiver: "What?"
Profferer: "MMMRR MERR MRRRRE HMMM RMM RUMMM HURR!"
Receiver: "WHAT? Just shut up! A regular Word Salad Tosser over here!"
by joeydnewyork April 9, 2024

A sex move in which you collect 8-10 kids w/ down syndrome, and at least 2 shovels/other gardening tools. Bring them to a room with a mattress and hit them around w/ the tools until a few die. Then 'wash them out' by finding a dead one with a hole and cumming all over as many as possible. Now hit them around some more and repeat the steps till they're all dead. Now cook them over a spit, invite over family or anyone really. And force them to eat your salad while furiously raping them.
person 1: AHH LEAVE ME ALONE!!
person 2: Nah homie imma commit the POTATO SALAD TOSSER
person 1: FUUUUUUU- (With weird down-syndrome voice idk bro)
person 2: Nah homie imma commit the POTATO SALAD TOSSER
person 1: FUUUUUUU- (With weird down-syndrome voice idk bro)
by Some guy 35 February 4, 2024
