Turquoise Tosser 

Someone who arselicks the awful bus operator Arriva.

"at least it's some improvement", that's exactly the type of phrase only a Turquoise Tosser would say!

Turquoise Tosser by NETransport November 17, 2020

Tottenham Tosser 

An arsehole who supports Tottenham and is most likely a part of the EDL and would have a Twitter Bio that looks like this

Big John - Down the pub - 55
‘ate the wife, love footy and Brexit
‘ate immigrants, especially those curry munchers

Not everyone who supports Tottenham is a Tottenham Tosser, just the ones who are in the EDL and think it’s the best team in the league. Even though it’s the deadest piece of shite.

“Is that John attacking an immigrant?”
“Aye, from what I’ve heard he’s a Tottenham Tosser”

Tottenham Tosser by anonymous July 8, 2021

Crust tosser

crust tossers are people who are lower on the evolutionary scale. They drive big trucks, and they are usually young men. They carry little Cesar’s pizza, and throw the crust at you. Crust tossers are creepy, and come with an unsettling vibe.

That creepy weirdo is a crust tosser!

Crust tosser by Drew Alcindor August 20, 2023

salad tosser 

someone who licks the inside and outside of an asshole

i heard that mario bosco and greg bruno are dating. they are such salad tossers.

salad tosser by osamabeenstackin February 2, 2025

Ring Tosser 

A total tosser who shows you up at a carnival with ring toss infront of your girl

Fuck that ring tosser, they're just showing off

Ring Tosser by Harriet crash Bandicoot April 24, 2025

French Cheese Tosser

A Insult to A French man who likes cheese so much

My Brother Antoine, You dumb French Cheese Tosser how DARE YOU!

French Cheese Tosser by not-a-trump-supporter February 18, 2022

The Potato Salad Tosser 

A sex move in which you collect 8-10 kids w/ down syndrome, and at least 2 shovels/other gardening tools. Bring them to a room with a mattress and hit them around w/ the tools until a few die. Then 'wash them out' by finding a dead one with a hole and cumming all over as many as possible. Now hit them around some more and repeat the steps till they're all dead. Now cook them over a spit, invite over family or anyone really. And force them to eat your salad while furiously raping them.

person 1: AHH LEAVE ME ALONE!!

person 2: Nah homie imma commit the POTATO SALAD TOSSER

person 1: FUUUUUUU- (With weird down-syndrome voice idk bro)

The Potato Salad Tosser by Some guy 35 February 4, 2024